SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Paige
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Me:SarcasticLoves to DanceBig Booty (so if you can't handle it get to stepping!) hahaSerious about finding that special someoneLoves the outdoors and rockin the stilettos ;)I require a lot of attention from my man! LolSo no little boys who think a day a week is gonna cut it! You:Must be at least 6'0 and please don't try to argue with me! Lol I need a tall man :)No thugs. Sorry if your pants are below your butt cheeks that is no bueno lolMust be serious about finding a girl friend. Yes fellas someone you're exclusive with lol not oh "hey your pretty lets bone!"Be respectful or you won't even get a response (serious face) :New Additions!I will not respond if you have one or NO pictures up. And no you cannot talk me in to it...lolIf I dont respond please don't keep writing. That means I'm not interested....dur lol And no I will not just meet you with out even conversing on here! Come on now doesn't anyone watch the investigation channel! I don't intend on being the next story on Dateline :D.One last thing! Thank you that's all for now! Haha Simple
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Jessica
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I will fall in love immediately if you can make me giggle. Kind hearted people are hard come by these days. If you share those traits.....the next step is next up to you. This whole online thing is a bit odd and slightly creepy, I am warming up to it, just to give the heads up.
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Paige
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.