SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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JonathonOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.Mark TwainI never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.W. C. FieldsMany men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.Mitch HedbergIf you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.
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TheronOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
What's going on everybody, here's a little about me. I've been told that I'm very easy to speak to and very comical. Some people may believe chivalry has died, I just believe that incompetent people are amongst us. Also, I have a big Italian family. Always have a great time with both family and friends. I'm also active and athletic, take interest in many sports. I enjoy attending all types of games, more for the atmospheric part of it. I'll pretty much do anything, either from playing putt-putt mini golf to watching a movie. I'm more of the 'go with the flow' type and I'll never knock something before trying it. What would spark my interest is a classy, sophisticated girl that can simply make me smile and laugh, that's it. What I look for in her is a great personality, smart, funny, and honesty, as well as being family-oriented. Anything else really doesn't matter.Anything else you like to know, feel free to shoot over a message. Get to know each other, over dinner in a nice restaurant. Maybe go for a walk afterwards.
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RandallOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
*** - This is me competing in New Zealand's Next Top Comedian and my first time on stage. More importantly I'm a Virgo. So *** taking individual responsibility for my actions I'll cast off all blame onto an astrological alignment for my behavior.Playing jokes on people is a good time, like having a small bag of trash or juice box, holding it out as if you want to hand it to a person, then when they grab it keep walking and laugh as they say, 'aww man, what the fuc#?' Umshini Wam may be the greatest film ever. I don't drink socially as noted above, I drink when I please, with company or without. I don't feel compelled to have a beverage because others are. Sometimes I drink every night of the week. Sometimes no night of the week. Sometimes one beverage, sometimes like a fish.I only put Caucasian because 'Cracker' and 'Chicken Skin' were not available. Nor is 'Pastafrarian' available under religion. judge people by their character, not their skin color.Message me if you're interested to hang out. Peace. I have train horns in the trunk of my car. Lets go for a ride, h0nk h0nk h0nkedy Fuc#ink honk H0NK!!!. We can go sing karaoke on the PA system in department/grocery stores, Or chilling in the park, or a bar.