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SibOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hey! Where to begin? I'm a man. A creative, intelligent man. I have a loving family and a close circle of friends. I live alone, enjoy a promising career, give a **** On weekdays, it is essential that I spend at least an hour reading the news and drinking hot water before walking to work. I'm self-sufficient but will still raid my parent's fridge given half a chance. I enjoy punk music, getting tattooed, tofu, and ranting about things that are out of my control - like how some people order their Subway sandwich ingredients. I'm looking for a smart, funny, mentally stable woman to share life with. She must be an optimist, a skeptic, and be able to provide scathing criticism of strangers on demand. Together we will evolve inside jokes until all communication is reduced to beeps and squawks and other strange noises, but we'll still understand each other perfectly. Police hating vegetarians please apply.I'll try and take some more recent photographs of myself and put them up. Like most things in life, success will no doubt depend upon facial attractiveness.
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MarcusOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I\'m just a level headed, universally accepted walking contradiction to this world,. But at the end of the day I\'m the most honest, kind hearted, person. I want a sexy partner, loving, caring and not negligent.
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BuckOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I caught a sixteen and a quarter inch catfish with tonsillitis when I was six... True story!So if you are like me, you are probably wondering if you can find your next great catch over the internet. I enjoy bar hopping but its hard to have a conversation over loud music. I've heard women say its hard to meet good men over the internet. Well you found one... My doctor performed a douchectomy last week and he assures me the operation was a complete success. Possible side effects of this procedure include dinner, good conversation and four out of five women reported having a good time with men who had one. Well hopefully I have you laughing a little and your starting to get a feel for who I am. To tell you a little more about me. I'm charismatic, driven, and outgoing. I have strong family values. My parents are still married and I'd like to think strong relationships like that are not entirely lost on our generation. I recently graduated from college and started a new career. In my off time I enjoy hiking, tubing the salt river, anything active, anything outdoors. Music, movies. I'm at a point in my life where I am looking for a woman who can amaze me. Someone who is attractive as well as kind. A great sense of humor is a requirement (this will never work if you don't laugh at my dumb jokes). My new schedule sucks, Tuesday -Saturday 3 to midnight. If you are willing to work around it I'm worth the effort ;)