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MasinjOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Masinj. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Ottawa, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AbelOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
-sexual outside linebacker). Then let's make low grade porn together in my bathtub. You bring the salsa and the crazy glue. Just Kidding.... I'm a musician. Wait for it...I'm not a typical musician. So, ok, for those of you still around let's move on. I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Carl is my hero), American Dad (Roger is my other hero) and Star Trek. I hate reality shows and any show about the scientific evaluation of a crime scene. More about me? I don't have a nice car, I don't spend money on nice clothes (t-shirts and shop shorts) and I will never own a home again in this lifetime. I'm just not into possessions. I'm your typical "guy" and guys are guys, you really can't change that. For *** like breasts. We talk about breasts. We remember every pair we've ever seen. They're fun, they're a hoot (pun intended). You know how some women like scrap-booking? Same idea. Also, guys watch porn and real men don't feel the need to hide it. Example: You: What are you doing on the internet? What you want me to say: Checking the weather, donating my body to science after I die and *** mother some cute puppy pictures. What I will say: Updating my profile at horny asian frat girls dot com...HEY!!!, this one looks like your mother. Also, with guys there's often one dirty sock next to our side of the bed. We also love to watch football on Sundays...it's like the tides and taxes...it just is. What am I looking for in a woman? Huge tits...I know I'm supposed to say some crap about eyes, or personality but I'm looking for a pair of knee shooters. Like she's kinda walking hunch backed because they're weighing her down. Example:You: My back hurts from these huge, pendulous breasts.What you want me to say: Oh baby, let's go see about a reduction because your health is of the utmost importance to me.What I will say: Then lay down.Settle down girls, I'm kidding. I'm looking for a woman I can talk to about my day. I want someone who is smarter than me, funnier than me and a dork in a pornstar's body. I want someone who doesn't know that male sex organs come in different sizes. I want someone who can get it through her head that Butthead is the smart one. I want someone who can tell me to shut the hell up when I ramble on about what I want.Truly? I need someone that I can spoil. Who I can kiss every other moment of the day. Someone who'll call in sick with me and just watch Aqua Teen DVDs and eat ice cream in bed for a month. I need someone who understands the concepts of honesty and the value of commitment and who's understanding of those words does not stop at knowing that a lot of people use them in their profiles. Someone who is fit and into working out and proper nutrition (deal breaker). And finally I need someone who understands what the one dirty sock next to the bed is used for and how f-ing stupid it is to run a draw play on 3 and 17. There isn't much that one can offer within the confines of a personals profile but what I can promise is that you will always get honesty from me. Example: You: Do these Jeans make me look fat? What you want me to say: Not at all you look fine. What I will say: No, no, no honey, your ass does. By the way you have too many shoes and I'm sorry I didn't notice that you had your nails done...and you look just fine. I wouldn't be here if I didn't like you the way you are. Example 2: You: What do you want to do tonight? What you want me to say: Go out to eat. Go see the new Julia movie and come home and cuddle on the couch. What I will say: Get drunk, get naked. Not necessarily in that order. FINALLY, I need someone who will not lie. No matter what, she will not lie to me. This is rare and apparently doesn't exist in the real world. But I can always dream...Ok, I'm done rambling...oh yeah, just kidding about the farm. I don't even know what an emu is.
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ElyakimOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Okay, One More go at this! Hello, I am a single father with One Child still home. It is a Package Deal. To many people (Men and Women Alike), Will accept the (Fact), that you have children, but not (Truly) accept the Children. (They just Tolerate the Children)! That is So Wrong! I believe that if you are with someone who has Children, (Or working on a relationship with someone who has children), You need to Accept those kids as if they were your own. How can You Say you Love Someone, and Not Love The Children as well? I would, and I have in the Past, No Problem with responsability here, And Love Is Not something that can be measured and doled out. We have an Unending capacity to love, it's not limited to just so many people. Another belief of mine is that Friendship is the Foundation of Any Relationship. Friendship and Comunication, are like the Roots of a Tree, If the roots start to decay and whither, the tree rots from the inside out and starts to fall apart till there is Nothing Left. Such is Friendship to Any Relationship, once the friendship and Communication start to go, The Relationship is Doomed To Rot And End with Nothing Left. I am a man who beleives a woman should be treated with Honor and Respect. I treat a Lady, like I would Want someone to treat my Daughter, or my Mother. I care about what's on her mind as well, Like I said, (Friendship & Comunication), are the key to Lasting Relationships. I don't just talk TO YOU, I Talk WITH YOU. I am Pretty laid back, I Love my Music, Most Genres. I am a Singer, Used to be Professional, Had Two bands Back in the Day. Now I just Mess around at home with my Music, But have A few songs on You Tube and elsewhere. I am Looking for a Woman, Who shares My Strict Morals, and Lives by a Cosde Of Ethics. A Woman Who also Is Who and How She says she is. I can't stand fake People. Life is to short for playing Games with peoples heads and Emotions. I am Excellent at Fixing Things, From Home Improvements, (Jack of all Trades), To computers and electronics. This is becoming Quite the Book, So I will cut it off here. If you are Interested in getting to know a Good Loving, caring, understanding and Chivalrous Man Then Get in Touch. On the other hand, if you are a Player or a Fake, Just keep moving, I don't have the time, or energy for Drama or games. Hope to hear from you, I am an open book, ask and you shall recieve. Good fishing Everyone. Soulbringer Coffee and chit chat, getting to know one another. Or even Pizza or Italian. And a drink, along with the Chit chat. But I am Open For Suggestions.