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JannieOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 15-35
Who you attracting with that line "what's your name, what's your sign?"I don't want a three some & I'm not really into studs, sexually, sorry! How i handle you is reflected by how you approach me, & not my character. Check me out.Snapchat: *** *** new
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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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FlorenceOnline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-58
So....I want to meet someone with a gsh, who is loyal, caring,respectful but most of all HONEST!.It is very important that you accept me for me, warts and all and don't try and change me I certainly wouldn't try and change you! We have all been moulded by our life journey and I'm too long in the tooth to try and turn into a different animal.It is imperative, that you can make me laugh. There is not enough laughter in this world and I need more!!! I am passionate about my football,but you don't have to be! I enjoy having a beer/wine or a JD on the rocks!! I like quite a variation of music from jazz and bluesy to prof green and all sorts of stuff in between.. seriously need someone to make me laugh then we can explore each other....Where would you take a lady??