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AliceOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)
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InezOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Looking for solid, stable, no nonsense. Want to find the person who makes me laugh till I cry, tackles me in the snow , has a glass of wine waiting for me when I get home, snuggles with me when the snow is falling outside and kisses my neck while we watch a movie. Is that to much to ask for? Oh....almost forgot about the soaks in a warm bubble bath with me! I'm super laid back and don't fret over the little things in life. I will pretty much try anything once and love learning and exploring new adventures. I like to work out but I'm not a gym rat. I'm looking for a person who leads a healthy lifestyle but is not obsessed with it.Oh, and if you don't have a picture....you should find one before you message me because you probably won't get a reply. Fair is fair, and something to think about before you press send if your messaging me. Would you approach me in a social setting to talk to me? If the answer is yes.....then press the button. I'm a little old fashioned when it comes to the contacting, I rarely send messages. If you are on my favorite list then that means I'm interested in hearing from you. :) .,PS....I'm not a fan of Harleys, numerous tattoos (sleeves/neck) , or camping in a tent. The tent thing will never ever happen. To be announced
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TerraOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
If you are seeking a woman that has a good balance of values, sarcasm, goofy humor, sincerity, and intelligence then message me. I enjoy going to flea markets, antique shops, day trips to local attractions,cook outs, exploring the woods, hanging with my kids, the drive-in, and driving around aimlessly listening to music. Although I am not out there pursuing adventure sports and stuff, I try to "suck out all the marrow of life," I don't go out much but If I do I prefer someplace with live music and not really into cheesy nightclub dance club meat markets with house music. I am not a big drinker and prefer to spend my time out enjoying myself and the company I am keeping rather than embarrassing myself in public by acting like an idiot or spending the night puking in the restroom. That isn't to say I can't let loose once in awhile. I choose to let out my wild side when the setting is more appropriate. My taste in music is pretty varied. I have tattoos and plan on getting more. I think one of the most interesting things about me is that I don't fit into a neat little package and will often amuse and surprise my partner. I have it listed that I am looking for a relationship because ultimately, I would like to be in a committed, long term, and exclusive relationship and find love. But, I also don't live in a fairy tale either and know that is something that develops naturally over time. I know that if it is there...it is there...and it will progress regardless of what either party set out looking for to begin with so don't be scared of my intent that is listed above. I am a mobile user most of the time so if you chat request me and I ***, I might be on mobile and have no idea. Don't take it as a blow off just message me. I also updated my profile that I am not interested in dating heavy smokers. I am off them and I really want it to be permanent. Although I have a strong will, I don't want to push it right now.I have two children that live with me age 17 and 9 No pressure, casual. I won't really be enthusiatic about a date that is planned by texting back and forth: "Well, what do you want to do?" "I don't know, what do you want to do?" "I don't know, what do you want to do?" It might just be coffee and that is OK.