Thattaboy, 39
Offline, last seen Mon, 16 Mar 2026 02:21:50
About Me
I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me... stalker. :-)
Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but lets face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other profiles... I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother?
A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)
Anywhoo... I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC, i also don't mean this in a superficial sense, i don't care how rich you are or what you do, as long as you love your life and youre always looking to make it better without relying on another person to do it for you. I'm very open-minded with an international outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, beaches, meaningful conversations, music,drawing ,running and self improvement.
Who I'm looking for--->There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle but don't need cuddled all night because I need my space to sleep, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places is a plus)it may sound shallow but i keep myself in shape mentally and physically and dont want to be pulled down by someone elses bad lifestyle choices,trust me i am easily led astray when you put a big pizza and beer in front of me, than that turns to two beers, than 3,4,5,6,7,8 than a big fat greasy cheeseburger and cheesesticks than i wanna shoot myself in the morning and the only thing that sounds good is unhealthy mexican food, i went on a bit of a rant but you get it. Your eyes are bright(don't mean color) and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative):) "You might try to be happy with the person next door who is, after all, nice – except that there's something missing: intensity.
But then you meet someone who is kind and sane and reasonable, like the person next door, but who also has intensity and Taken In Hand tendencies that thrill you. And then you remember why you can't settle for the person next door. Then you know with renewed conviction why you feel so strongly that you would rather be single and celibate for life than settle for a conventional equal relationship with the person next door"
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Yes
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Ethnicity
Hispanic
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Faith
Agnostic
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Body type
Athletic
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Height
5'10"
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Eye color
Brown
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Smoke
Yes, regularly
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
on 377 reviews
Kalani
Eusebio
Osbourne