SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Kevan
Online
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
My life story. Stipulations on what kind of girls I am attracted to. Random sh*t I don't really like but I hope makes me more appealing to a largely mediocre group of internet dating site browsing females. I'm not sexist. I'm just trying to keep it real. If that offends you, keep it moving. The guido with mirror selfies in a wifebeater is right around the corner. He wants to take you out to dinner and a movie in his Nissan Altima. Pffff
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Beckham
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I could tell you all a million things about me but they would all be taken the wrong way, that's what people do on dating sites. So I'm not going to tell you anything elaborate or try to convince you I am worthwhile. Well I want to leave a little bit to the imagination, but something simple that would allow us to get to know one another without feeling the pressure of it being a first date.
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Jesus
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Over the years I learned how to think like a woman, so I know what you're thinking when you look at my photo of me laying in bed without a shirt on. But you're completely wrong. Completely. I can be very sarcastic and like to make jokes, even at inappropriate times.I'm brutally honest. Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer!I'm usually easy going, I like to go out at times but I am completely happy staying in and watching TV or relaxing and talking about anything and everything that takes thought.I'm laid back and want someone who has their own hobbies and friends and likes to do their own thing from time to time. I really value my alone time even when I'm doing nothing (which is almost never). I believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder, sometimes you have to miss some one to truly appreciate them. Plus i'm an introvert and I need to recover my energy.Family is very important to me, my own, but especially my 'Future Family'. I can't wait to settle down with someone and start a family. It's very important to me that I'm with someone who shares this excitement. I've focused on my career, and I've had plenty of fun, I am more than ready to start the next chapter in my life"She always makes the first move. It is inaudible, non-verbal, barely perceptible to the human eye, very ambiguous in motion, and quite possibly, unconsciously initiated by her subconscious, but a "move" by any definition and for all intents and purposes. As the first and final decision maker, she makes the "first move."But if no one sees it, if the male has not picked up on those signals, missed the third base coaches sign, not on the same page as the point guard, or on the same play being called in the huddle by the quarterback, there is no move at all. But if he picked up on the signal, at best, it would appear to the entire world to record for posterity that he made the first move, even he believes he's made the first move, and swaggers back and forth with his chest puffed out."