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Shifty_jew, 52
United States, California, Sherman Oaks

Offline, last seen Sun, 30 Nov 2025 18:38:27

About Me

I'm looking for friends with benefits. That's the bottom line. My lovely wife lost all desire for sex after having kids. We were sorta swingers before. She's fine with me having something on the side and may even join in if you're into that. I'd prefer her over anyone but sadly she's just not into sex. Seeing me with someone else still gets her going tho sometimes. If you're still reading... I'm a writer and former comedian. My knees are shot from many years of playing hard, which has made me a tad soft around the middle. I make up for it by being an incredible pain in the ass - You must be cool with sarcasm. I'm not looking to up my stats. Just need one good friend who's world I can occasionally rock. My wife and I are very easy to get along with. No drama or bad weirdness. Only the good kind. I'm more into personality than looks. Just the way I'm wired. You liking motorcycles would be a plus for all. I ride A BMW at the moment. We have 3 little boys who must never know mom and dad are freaky, therefor you either host or we get a hotel for sexy time. Social visits are welcome at the house once we know you're not bad crazy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    Yes, they live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Agnostic

  • Political views

    Liberal

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Cycling Fitness / Gym Photography Reading Swimming Walking Watching Movies Charity Pets
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