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About Me

Hi! My name is smithernutts. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from United States, Arizona, Avondale. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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  • Arlinda

    Online

    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Hmmmm.......what about me? I love my kids, my family and my friends, I consider myself lucky to have them in my life. No I'm not a military brat... I enjoy staying home snuggling on the couch, grilling with friends over or a night on the town. I'm very social which comes in handy with my profession. I consider myself able to adapt to most environments.Indoors/outdoors, I'm up for trying new things. I'm not afraid of a little dirt...and I can clean up nice. "She's a gorgeous mess of chaos and you can see it in her eyes..."My thoughts...* Communication is the key to ANY relationship* Honesty is the BEST policy (even if the truth hurts)* A great sense of humor is a MUST * NEVER go to bed mad (I'm all about the kiss and make up part)"Every girl wants a bad boy who will be good just for her...andEvery boy wants a good girl who will be bad just for him..." I like a guy with a plan...Surprise me! ;)

  • Cailyn

    Online

    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    How do I get off of this "Meet Me" option?? Way too many notifications and simply hitting "yes" is not a sufficient effort to get me to contact you. lol If you want to meet me then send me an *** don't respond to "Blah blah wants to meet you" (but is too lazy to *** Sweet, intelligent, funny, silly, classy I believe in standing up for what is right. I love to help people and I am always there when a friend is in need. I'm not here to play online hide and seek. YOU: Sweet, reliable, playful, not afraid to be silly at times! Honest, fun, sarcastic, loves to laugh, affectionate and respectful.Looking to meet someone in person for real life dating. Not into *** tag.I am here to meet someone special that likes to go out and do things and have fun!! Please no endless ***'m looking for someone who makes me LAUGH! I’m looking for a partner to share the joys of life. All the stuff that happens, good and bad, what does it mean if you don't have someone to share it with? I can find humor in ANY situation at all. I enjoy cooking, baking, concerts, camping, wine tastings, dancing, laughing, joking, drinks with friends, experiencing new cultures, traveling to places I've never been, new restaurants, wineries etc.I LOVE to travel! Music: I like all kinds of music (maybe not Jazz). I love country.Movies: Check out FillThePart.com - really cool movie site where you can re-cast movies! Favorites are Powder, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Midnight Run, Dirty Dancing, The Notebook, Legends of the Fall, Superbad, HangoverTelevision: Top Chef, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Tosh.;While you're busy looking for the perfect person ,you might miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy :)" "When life hands you lemons.... squeeze them in someone's eye." hehe ****Dear Fishy, I am here to go on dates and FIND SOMEONE, not play *** to lose touch and never meet so if you are looking for just a pen pal or text pal we will not be a fit. .... keep swimming please :) If your profile reads, "isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment" and/or that you are seeking a woman for "Hang Out" ....we probably aren't a match.... keep swimming please :)XOXOXOXO Here is how to get to know me...... Not too fast and not too slow.....*************Not endless *** ************A couple of texts... ***************A couple of phone calls... ****************Meet for coffee or drinks...Smile until my face hurts :) ***WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. *** It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.***

  • Maribeth

    Online

    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Never will I lower my standards! This God-forsaken site is filled with puffed up bottom feeders! I am so sick and tired of hearing guys drone on and on about their careers, homes, and cars. Guys think they are successful being alone, divorced, a player, childless. Let me tell you, if you have a long list of tangilbe things in life, and no family of your own (mama, sis, and your pooch don't count) you really have nothing. You've achieved nothing. Only the priceless intangible things can you pass down to your loved ones and take up with you. So sick and tired of hearing how well traveled you gigolos are too. Your title and job defines you. So who will you be when Obama comes for your job and strips you off all your worldly possessions? A financially and spiritually bankrupt nobody that's who! So pathetic a person's value in life is placed on what he does, what he owns, and where he has been, not who he is. So sick of all the self-proclaimed 'nice' guys too. Show a little humility and let others be the judge of that. And if you think you are a big man because you can hold up a beer in your profile picture, think again!So I am done wasting my time writing my thoughts and feelings, likes and dislikes here. Make a little effort if you care to know more about me. More than three word sentences. Most guys don't give a care what you write about anyway, they are after two things- sex and money. So for those who are a little more mature, secure in themselves, and enlightened, who realize there is much more to life than fleeting carnal pleasures, I've included some of the words to one of my favorites songs and bands. If you don't get it ***, no doubt you are to young, too old, and too out of touch for my liking. You think that a little more money can buy your soul some restYou better think something else *** so afraid of being honest with yourselfYou'd better take a look inside your headNothing is easy, nothing good is freeBut I can tell you where to startTake a look inside your heartThere's an answer in your heartFor where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.Matthew 6:21And I am not bitter for speaking the truth and knowing exactly what I want and want I don't, I am BETTER for it! Otherwise, stick to the commonplace bottom feeder blowfish you are accustomed to.AND PLEASE STOP WITH THE CLOSE-UPS THAT BLOCK YOUR BALD MR. CLEAN GLEAMING HEAD! THAT'S AS BAD AS THE WOMEN WHO DO A CHEEK AND EYE SHOT TO BLOCK OUT THEIR FAT ASSES! And please, pick a picture without your ex-whore's high maintenance manicure in it! Lose your cellphone, find your balls, and show up! Those are the first three steps to making a good first impression with a classy woman. (And yes, classy women (especially 100% Italian ones) say 'balls,' they don't lick them- never have, never will! Still interested?)NOT COFFEE! You can do better than that! I am not a quick business deal, I am looking for a little more effort, thoughfulness, and romance thank you.

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