Jimezdorkenboner: meet single Mixed / Other male United States online - Meetville

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Jimezdorkenboner, 60

United States, Nevada, Reno

Offline, last seen Wed, 26 Nov 2025 12:15:45

About Me

I'm shy and definitely a weirdo. I'm celibate, and I wonder if that makes me more, less desirable. I'm the kind of freak who has to observe your bare feet before any possibility of physical attraction will even be considered. I'm no angel, and I smoke cigarettes and 420. I do have a few skills, and a trick or 2, some impressive little delights, some GOD-given gifts to share in the bedroom, bath and shower arenas. I just don't have alot to offer. I enjoy the peace and serenity of my own silence when noone is around (which is most of the time). I don't touch myself when I'm alone as much as you might imagine. I'm still highly capable, and not too broken down from life's mishaps. I'm terrible socially, I have no concept of social cues, clues and generally I'm the awkward one, whether alone, or in a large crowd. I don't get embarrassed much, sadly because I don't give a shit that much. I don't drink booze, but I'm a horrible driver anyway.So hey all you fine, gorgeous ladies who would convince themselves they can do better. Yes, absolutely... I'm the guy you date, or go out with right before THAT POS shows up in your life to sweep you off your feet and quickly lull you into a false sense of security that will lead you to convincingly talk him into into a nuptial ritual that will surpass and totally exceed your hopes and imaginings as a little girl... I'm not really broken, useless, or defective. Definitely twisted, because I've somehow always managed to avoid major breakage. I am retired on disability. I really enjoy rubbing, caring for, and pampering the beautiful feet of beautiful women. I put FOOTJOB on my bucket list. I don't entertain high hopes for some kind of miracle development between myself and possibly you also. Even though it still has great appeal as an idea, and a hope I still maintain. Please don't use me to damage yourself emotionally, or mentally. I tend to oblige the drama-worthy. I consider myself as a usually involved and dedicated participant. I usually don't mind or care what the game may be. I'll always be honest for the most part, and considerate, even cordial with those who would hate on, or actually harm me. I always know how to stay positive most of the time. I talk too much...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

woman
Relationship

Divorced
Have kids

No
Wants kids

Someday
Ethnicity

Mixed
Faith

Other
Body type

Slim
Height

6'0"
Eye color

Hazel
Smoke

Yes, regularly
Drink

No

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Craft Making Cycling Dance Internet Browsing Music Drawing / Painting Photography Reading Shopping Swimming Walking Watching Movies Watching TV Bowling Dance Dirt Bike Racing Motorcycle Racing Sailing Shooting Sports Snowboarding Charity Outdoor Hobbies Pets Social Networking Spirituality

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