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Eryn
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Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
1st: I am a smoker, & currently sporting a mom-bod! I’m a Witty, silly, sarcastic but also fun loving and a goofy person. Soo- If you Don’t like this, (random menopausal immaturity of a women) then simply>> pass me by. ✌️ I’m also quoted to be fun, magnetically inclined, clumsy, impulsive, unpredictable, usually late, yet live for and love to be adventurous, plus I’m honest, loyal, faithful and blunt to a fault. I am PDA certified, but never been a clingy women. Not the jealous type, but love small amounts by my man. (Sexy)…, and I DO love surprises. 2nd: 📣This is a PSA… or a- oh & BTW moment….or an FYI bulletin- however you wanna take this in… BUT- this here my friendly people is called a DATING site, a.k.a meaning 90% of the people on these sites are super NUTS, SPAMS, BOTS or the average everyday perverts & pedo’s (we all LOVE to HATE) plus we can guarantee a dash of the *** serial rapist or murderer as well-Sooo- in light of those o nice little tidbits of #FACTS- I don’t understand why anyone would post pics of their precious & innocent pets! 🤦♀️ …..Or kids! We are here to see YOU! NOT THEM & NOT no dayum pics from ***, and definitely, NOT the pic of a pic,…of a pic! OR the curious case of a selfie 45 yards away with go-go gadget arm or some crazy shit like that! (Slender man) Seriously!? And please for the love of wings & cold beer, 😃smile, don’t look like a mugshot that shit scares ppl! For heavens sake! Show teeth,[not judging….Ok maybe a lil🤏] just saying! It at least shows good hygiene to us! ALSO- (tossing this into the pile of rubbish I’m-blabbing about) please note….bc of the del-Ronavid***pandemic- I will no longer respond to pics from 25yrs ago. 🙄or respond to anyone who looks like Santa and mysteriously claims to be 25? I’m calling “go-Fish!!” 🐠🎣 Sorry-NOT-sorry! Lastly: I am NO HOOKER so HOOK-UPS are NOT INVITED or WELCOMED! I DO HAVE SOME MORALS! 🙄(I know… SHOCKING🧨)So- please Have respect! NOW! A *BONUS SECRET ABOUT ME** I have an unhealthy relationship for Dr. pepper ZERO & Sweet tea, AND a huge fetish for guys with big trucks(nice trucks), not afraid of a lil-gal “packing”, a cute & charming southern twang, he wears baseball caps a lot, worn like a country boy not a rapper! Just sayin’🤷♀️ Why? Do I care about ur truck? Bc if you have a nice vehicle then there’s a good chance you got your shit together!!!😊 okay- my comedic-rant is over! So- Hate me, Love me, or LMTFA…however, if you’re still here, and you haven’t successfully driven you off then send me a message- let’s chat!!!😃 Lol
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Christopher
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I worked in Advertising for 8 years, and since moving up here have decided to take a break from corporate life and am currently teaching Yoga full time. I love to travel(I finally went to Europe for the first time this summer!), see the sights locally, hike, bike, cook, and read. I love music, a good concert makes me so happy!
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Abrielle
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Here it goes.I'm really awful at filling these things out so bare with me.AnyhooI'm Allie. I love it here and I plan on staying for awhile.I'm shy and probably won't message you first. I can be a bit awkward at times, other times I'm a sweetheart, though I also enjoy being a pain in the ass. If you're easily offended then we probably shouldn't be friends.I'm a chubster and an ink addict. So if you like your lady friends covered in ink and loves food as much as you do, let's be friends.If you're down to earth, drama free, know where to grab a good bite to eat and like to smoke the herb.... How are we not friends already?If this has appeased you, feel free to message me. Coffee or a stroll through the park with Mary Jane?