SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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KitOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!
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WaltOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
just a nice guy looking for a nice girl, i love being active outdoors, playing sports, hunting, fishing, watching sports the usual guy stuff but im a real sweetheart and a big smartass as well but juts part of my charm....haha. well if you want to get to know a nice guy who will make you laugh..thats a guarantee or dinners on me...hey that rhymed. then just say hi. first dates are never easy to figure out but something simple like lunch or drinks to get to know each other then go from there.
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AbbottOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
I enjoy everything outdoors. I'm up for just about anything at least once. Country music is by far and away my favorite. I'm a simple, easy going guy. I hate drama and stay as far away from it as I can. I don't get mad about anything. Life is to short to be angry and stressed. I am very kind and respectful. I am who I am and that's the man I'm going to be. My favorite place is Tahoe. It's a dreamland. I was lucky enough to have lived there for 2 years and miss it every day. But I'm on a long road for my dream career and had to move.