SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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MargOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Just on here to find a friend and someone to hang out with....and who knows what will happen. I love to go out to eat and hang out at the beach. Would love to find someone to travel with. I love rollercoasters and the bigger the better. If you love adventure and trying new things message me. Love my job, helping and working with people. I am very social and love getting to know new people. Huge Gator fan and love watching all football:-)Please don't *** you sport a mustache...nothing against you personally, just not into it. A little facial hair is OK, but not a full fledged mustache:-) I love that some of you guys have kids, a lot of us do, but please don't put their pics on a dating site even if you're in the pic. Total turn off. One last thing...no car pics please, no wife beater shirts, no chains or earrings. So with all that being said, I am sure we would have a good time getting to know each other. dinner, movie, beach...up for anything as long is it is fun
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GwennethOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I'm outgoing, honest; looking for the same. I enjoy going for coffee; lunch or dinner. I enjoy baseball and football games. Spending time with my family and nephews. Holidays are important to me.love comedy and action movies, but I am Not looking for fwb or bootycalls, I respect my self to much.i also do not like the club and bar scene I am more laid back.