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JordanOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Jordan. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Alto, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MaddoxOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................
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FredOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Can you be more than average? Build a company, travel, party, make life happen. I'm looking for someone who makes what I do better. Life is short, take a chance, risk a little to get a lot. Dinner, bar, whatever works