Hugo, 52
Online
About Me
i am looking for a lady to have fun times,but also one that likes to be home watching movies or other things around the home. if you are a user of drugs, please pass me by. i wish you success in finding the perfect man for you. i cant spell very good ,but i can fix the hell out of just about anything i put my mind to. i love to work on projects *** home/remodeling or repairs, maintance and upkeep on car, , i drive what kids refer to as a monster truck .its a tahoe sitting on 44s...i also love to ride my bikes,1 of them is a suzuki gxsr ***, with all the up grades , also, have a 2 dirt bike and a sea doo xp that love too play on ,juz a big kid at heart / if your a player pleaze hit the next~~~~~~~~~~LMAO *** THEM GATORZ~~~~~~~ UPDATE~~~~~~~~~I am a BIG BROTHER and also do HABIJAX HOMES ,I didnt mention this before because I dont think it should be a problem in a relationship to give back to the community a little bit at a time,if you think this is a waste of time because it doesnt pay or it takes 1 day a month and 4 hours for a big brother please pass me by,I am not pliable on this issue,the last girl that I dated thinks its a waste of time and energy because you dont see it on the bottom line,I inturn see great rewards in seeing the smile of a young man or the joy that a new family has at owning their own home,which they couldnt have done without the program,you are more than welcome to join in the effort to better someone less fortunate ,I would welcome that with open arms and heart....GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ im open ,its all good!!!im open ,its all good!!! HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL ======================== 1. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. . Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away3. 4. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5.Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. *** growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8.Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve the friggin' cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. 13. Tie the little **stard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and f
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Athletic
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Height
5'10"
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Eye color
Blue
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
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