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I’m a freelance writer who honestly believes we're just artifacts of the random motion of sub-atomic particles. Unfortunately, i've found that this belief is of only limited utility when having one’s prostate examined or answering the question “Do I look fat in this?”I’m passionate about ideas; interested in almost everything. I can talk intelligently about things I know absolutely nothing about. Except hockey.’s knees were still good. I’m open to new ideas, activities and experiences. When not checking ten times to make sure the oven’s off and the door’s locked, I have mastered a zen-like calm.Much to my surprise, I have discovered that I actually do suffer fools well. This means that I will be able to get along with those friends of yours that you’ve had so long that you can’t really remember why they’re your friends. As well as family members who get shunted off to the “I don’t know where to put them” table at weddings.I’m reserved, rather than gregarious. Loyal, supportive and undemanding, without a hint of jealousy. I do, however, insist on honestly answering questions asked of me, on the generally false assumption that an honest answer is desired. I will repeat this, even immediately after suffering the consequences of the first answer. It’s a feature, not a bug.I’m pretty down to earth (which i think just means that I never have, and likely never will want to own a watch that costs more than my last car), easy going and undemanding. I can’t imagine life without bacon. I like kittens and hard liquor. I refuse to pay $12 for a drink in a martini shaped glass, even if it is an actual martini. The first book report I ever wrote, in Grade 4, was on a book by Mickey Spillane. I have been known to give a copy of “The Myth of Sisyphus” to babies as birthday presents. I also have a fondness for actuaries.There is one particular Red-winged Blackbird in High Park who insists on attacking me every time I walk past his tree. Finally, sitting by a lake with a bottle of Jack on a clear moonless night, the milky way tucked in around me, is the kind of artifact I can truly celebrate.So, what am I looking for? Either someone who, based on my picture, thinks I’m hot, or someone who finds the above appealing. Someplace well-lit and with metal detectors, given that, in my experience, quasi-intellectual women are usually packing heat. Or we could just go for a coffee or a drink on a patio.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Marlon

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    Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61

    I like golf, pool, camping and most sports. I like motown country and oldies music. Im not big on watching tv or sitting around I enjoy the outdoors and the company of a good woman. I like to travel, when I can and to just enjoy life and laughing.I enjoy dancing,and am looking for someone to share life with.I want to continue the next chapter in life with someone who has same interests, who knows, see where it goes from there.Looking for the almost perfect match lol to enjoy each others friends family and children etc.,Mostly each others company because if you enjoy each others company most of the time lol everything else will fall in place. P S someone who puts health and happiness first and of course our children, grandchildren.Don't sweat the small things in life or live in the past live for the future as time doesn't wait for us.Think of each other and not what others think of you'sHealth and happiness take care of yourself first (some of you know what I mean by that).By the way a live alone and can take care of myself,but miss that special person to enjoy similar activities with.Laughter is good medicine,and if thers a strong connection and understanding of each other distance should not equate,i am flexable.If your looking for a white knight to ride up on a stallion.lol(pass me bye)I fill I am thoughtful,sincere man with amagination,ambitions and I can enjoy a good belly laugh without taking life to seriously.honesty and trust,tks for checking me out.Lets talk I don't want to be in here long.I do have the island bug in winter.As you get older you start to realize the important things in life besides status and money and looks. All of these things Fade and money and things don't buy you happiness.Just looking for same in a woman,if your that woman contact me Coffee I guess or both decide

  • Mikey

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-40

    Hi! My name is Mikey. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from O Fallon, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Quincy

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    Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61

    Describing myself can be difficult but here i goI am a 54 year old male.I am independent,funny,honest and very caring.Good personality and a great sense of humor.Can be crazy and silly at times lol.I have no baggage.Tired of being alone time to find someone that wants to be loved and give love back.Am a hard working man,love to laugh and have fun.I am a down to earth guy that is not into head games.I am a one woman man looking for a one man woman.I like movies,going for walks,cuddle while watching a movie,good friends,flea-markets,music,animals,nature,country drives,trying new things once.Like to kiss and hold hands.I do enjoy the simple things in life,we only go around this globe once so might as well enjoy it.I believe everyone should have someone to laugh with and share good times with.Looking for a nice woman to share fun and good times with.A woman who is honest,caring and has a good sense of humor.Am a sucker for a woman with a beautiful smile. Go for a coffee or a drink and see if there is any chemistry between the two of us.Or even just go for a walk in a park and chat.

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