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I’m a freelance writer who honestly believes we're just artifacts of the random motion of sub-atomic particles. Unfortunately, i've found that this belief is of only limited utility when having one’s prostate examined or answering the question “Do I look fat in this?”I’m passionate about ideas; interested in almost everything. I can talk intelligently about things I know absolutely nothing about. Except hockey.’s knees were still good. I’m open to new ideas, activities and experiences. When not checking ten times to make sure the oven’s off and the door’s locked, I have mastered a zen-like calm.Much to my surprise, I have discovered that I actually do suffer fools well. This means that I will be able to get along with those friends of yours that you’ve had so long that you can’t really remember why they’re your friends. As well as family members who get shunted off to the “I don’t know where to put them” table at weddings.I’m reserved, rather than gregarious. Loyal, supportive and undemanding, without a hint of jealousy. I do, however, insist on honestly answering questions asked of me, on the generally false assumption that an honest answer is desired. I will repeat this, even immediately after suffering the consequences of the first answer. It’s a feature, not a bug.I’m pretty down to earth (which i think just means that I never have, and likely never will want to own a watch that costs more than my last car), easy going and undemanding. I can’t imagine life without bacon. I like kittens and hard liquor. I refuse to pay $12 for a drink in a martini shaped glass, even if it is an actual martini. The first book report I ever wrote, in Grade 4, was on a book by Mickey Spillane. I have been known to give a copy of “The Myth of Sisyphus” to babies as birthday presents. I also have a fondness for actuaries.There is one particular Red-winged Blackbird in High Park who insists on attacking me every time I walk past his tree. Finally, sitting by a lake with a bottle of Jack on a clear moonless night, the milky way tucked in around me, is the kind of artifact I can truly celebrate.So, what am I looking for? Either someone who, based on my picture, thinks I’m hot, or someone who finds the above appealing. Someplace well-lit and with metal detectors, given that, in my experience, quasi-intellectual women are usually packing heat. Or we could just go for a coffee or a drink on a patio.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59

    I Am A Crafty, Handyman Who Likes To Build Little Projects. I Also Like Cruising In My Truck & Occasionally I Like Going To The Casino. I Enjoy Peace & Quiet & The Relaxation Around A Campfire. I Am An Outdoorsman Who Likes Spending Time In My Boat Fishing & Hunting & Being Outdoors. I Am Looking For A Good, Honest, Smart, Down To Earth Woman With Similar Interests. Looking Forward To Hearing From Ya. John

  • Bud

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    Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60

    Un coucou??? Pourquoi pas un message??? ; Oui j'y crois encore...Je suis du genre sportif mais non hyperactif. Badminton, balle et volley-ball sont les sports dans lesquelles j'aime évoluer.Me retouver sur un lac gelé à patiner ou jouer au hockey est un vrai bonheur pour moi.J'adore la lecture et je suis passionné de musique (blues, classics rock, 80's , 90's oldies) (je joue de la batterie).Fière papa de 2 jeunes adultes de 22 et 24 ans.Tout ce que je peux écrire ici vous l'avez sûremet vu dans d'autres profils. Rien de tel que de poser des questions pour faire ma connaissance.Je suis non fumeur.Au plaisir de vous jaser.PS - with respect you must be able to speak French a little bit. On décide ensemble?

  • Russell

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    Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58

    If you would like to know more please feel free contact me, i don;t bite, at least not on the first date...lol... We can decide together...

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