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Della, 46
United States, Maryland, Salisbury

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About Me

I'm funny (laugh at myself). I'm casual cute (the simple life). I'm healthy (size ***drug/disease free).I'm like everyone else looking for someone who completes me. I'm not perfect and I'm not looking for perfect. I'm only asking for stability, dependability, truth & commitment. A one woman man for a one man woman. I'm not college educated (yet). I'm currently enrolled. But I'm far from dumb. I'm not classy and I don't wear dresses. I like to be comfortable but I am not sloppy. I can act like a lady and with tact.I am ok with who I am and hope the person for me sees that and will adore me as I will him.Oh, and I'm not a stalker. If someone doesn't want to see me or talk to me, that's all good. Why waste precious gas hunting someone down when you can drive to the beach *** children are adults. I have grandchildren, 2 of which I raise full time. I don't play games and I would expect you to respect that and not play them as well. I'm not just someone to be around until you find someone better. We are all truly unique individuals, each in our own way. We all deserve greatness! Favorite Sayings:You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.Everyone has baggage, it's who stays to help unpack that matters. I think my pessimism and general cynicism is due to the fact that I have enough intelligence to continually notice the idiocy in the world around me.Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. ~ ~’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.~Bill CosbyThey said not to sniff markers, but then they made scented ones...Me: "I'll have a Pepsi please." Cashier: "Is Coke okay?" Me: "Is Monopoly money okay?"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm & Profanity.My EX is proof I can take a joke!If you have sex to music, use the live version CD, this way you get an applause every so often!And my all time favorite......I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell is not going to be the reason that I dieUpdate #1I don't date/reply to anyone younger than my children or older than my father. So sorry, but that's just creepy for me. Update #2What's in my profile is me. I have no reason to lie. I have no hidden agendas. What I will also say is that while we are never to old to learn something new, we also should never be asked to change. If I don't wear heels or dress sexy per say, then it doesn't devalue me as a person. I don't do uncomfortable. And I would certainly never expect or ask anyone to be out of their comfort zone to make me happy. If you don't see what you're looking for in my profile, then I hope you do find what you are looking for in someone else. Any "issues" I have are basic and minimal and my cross to bear. I'm not "damaged" It has taken me many years to perfect the degree of personal happiness that I obtain. I wish to find the person who compliments my life and me for them. I hold a firm belief that not every person (man) is the same and I also feel that we will all be blessed in our due time with someone unique to be held in our hearts forever. . Meet and greet without any high expectations. Low key and the basics since dating is high pressured enough, lol.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Fantasy Martial Arts Golf
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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

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