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Kristy, 44
United States, New York, Hempstead

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So as to not waste your time - I am only interested in men who are between ***, at least 6' tall, physically fit and are NOT religious... if that describes you, please proceed...About me... Jogging with my dog in the morning gets me out of bed and my day started. Cross Fit a few times a week has become an addiction. And I play a little tennis for fun. NOTE: I am not a fan of jogging... I suppose the only time I prefer to run is when I am being chased and even then, I am more likely to push a kid off his bike to make a getaway rather than try and out run you. Seriously.Music makes me happy. I cannot carry a tune but will often sing aloud, and play air guitar, much to everyone’s dismay. I believe there is a petition to ban me from the park where we “run.” Admittedly however, it is likely due to the fact that, one time, I really did grab little Billy’s bike... I’d like to think no one saw me, but?!My friends would tell you that I am both fun and funny... That I have a knack with power tools... I drive too fast... I am a great cook... I can talk to anyone and make everyone feel comfortable... and that I am quick to try and make people laugh. In fact, I laugh often and usually at myself.I will tell you that I am happy and I wake up in a good mood. I am independent, honest and kind. Re power tools, luck is the only reason I've kept my fingers and toes... but I am no stranger to DIY. I absolutely drive too fast, so now I have blindfolds and crash helmets in the car. I also believe myself to be smarter than the average bear… however, I've never met an "average" bear, so my theory continues untested. By now you are asking yourself “what’s not to like?" (handyman and driving skills notwithstanding). Well, I do have this unfortunate habit of using ellipses (…) to excess, as you’ve likely noticed by now. Could be a deal breaker for some. Me… me… me… enough about me… YOU?You are between 40 and 52, at least 6'0 tall and are smart, driven and have your shyt together. You are honest, kind and can laugh at yourself. You should also enjoy food... if you are a fussy eater - we are not compatible. Because you enjoy food, you MUST get some kind of exercise, with some regularity... this doesn't mean you need washboard abs, but if your ass is on the couch more than off of it - we are not compatible.Oh and... If all you have is the "selfie" bathroom pic, shirted or not, do not bother to contact me. It screams two things - CHEEZY and that you perhaps don't have any friends... surely there has to be someone who can take a picture of you, with your clothes on, somewhere other than in the bathroom?!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

French Irish Mexican Western
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