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Kristy, 44
United States, New York, Hempstead

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So as to not waste your time - I am only interested in men who are between ***, at least 6' tall, physically fit and are NOT religious... if that describes you, please proceed...About me... Jogging with my dog in the morning gets me out of bed and my day started. Cross Fit a few times a week has become an addiction. And I play a little tennis for fun. NOTE: I am not a fan of jogging... I suppose the only time I prefer to run is when I am being chased and even then, I am more likely to push a kid off his bike to make a getaway rather than try and out run you. Seriously.Music makes me happy. I cannot carry a tune but will often sing aloud, and play air guitar, much to everyone’s dismay. I believe there is a petition to ban me from the park where we “run.” Admittedly however, it is likely due to the fact that, one time, I really did grab little Billy’s bike... I’d like to think no one saw me, but?!My friends would tell you that I am both fun and funny... That I have a knack with power tools... I drive too fast... I am a great cook... I can talk to anyone and make everyone feel comfortable... and that I am quick to try and make people laugh. In fact, I laugh often and usually at myself.I will tell you that I am happy and I wake up in a good mood. I am independent, honest and kind. Re power tools, luck is the only reason I've kept my fingers and toes... but I am no stranger to DIY. I absolutely drive too fast, so now I have blindfolds and crash helmets in the car. I also believe myself to be smarter than the average bear… however, I've never met an "average" bear, so my theory continues untested. By now you are asking yourself “what’s not to like?" (handyman and driving skills notwithstanding). Well, I do have this unfortunate habit of using ellipses (…) to excess, as you’ve likely noticed by now. Could be a deal breaker for some. Me… me… me… enough about me… YOU?You are between 40 and 52, at least 6'0 tall and are smart, driven and have your shyt together. You are honest, kind and can laugh at yourself. You should also enjoy food... if you are a fussy eater - we are not compatible. Because you enjoy food, you MUST get some kind of exercise, with some regularity... this doesn't mean you need washboard abs, but if your ass is on the couch more than off of it - we are not compatible.Oh and... If all you have is the "selfie" bathroom pic, shirted or not, do not bother to contact me. It screams two things - CHEEZY and that you perhaps don't have any friends... surely there has to be someone who can take a picture of you, with your clothes on, somewhere other than in the bathroom?!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

French Irish Mexican Western
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  • Katelyn from Hempstead | Woman | 45 years old | Capricorn
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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I do not do drama. I do have a good sense of humor. I am a good to my friends. My family always comes first. I really hate filling these types of things out. I have no patience for this...lolUpdate : I know if I were to put more here it would be nice but honestly I have no patience for it. If you like what you see and if you want to know something ask. I am an open book , I have nothing to hide because I am who I am. Send me a message we can chat and decide if we want to meet ( face to face is really how you know if you want to continue) and we will go from there.Good luck in your search.Update #2 : I have decided to add this bit of information here because it has been brought to my attention that I may be missing out on some very nice guys on here, and I may very well be, that being said here is clarification for those of you who may be interested in contacting me. I work very hard to stay in shape, I try to eat right and work out/ run ***days a week. I am not interested in meeting someone who is overweight and out of shape. If that sounds shallow to you I am sorry, it is just my personal preference.I am a forward person, if I contact you it is because I am interested in learning more. If I am not your preference , that's ok , you're entitled to the right to *** or say no thanks, either way it's cool. I am a patient person, I am willing to wait for the right man, I will not settle to avoid being alone. I am strong and independent, I am not looking for someone to complete me, I am looking for someone who compliments me. If I have offended you then we probably won't be a match. If you understand where I am coming from please contact me , we may enjoy each others company. Best of luck finding exactly what you re looking for. UPDATE #3 : ok so everyone who wants to pick me apart and tell me how shallow I am PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me your hateful messages, I will respond :) dinner and drinks

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  • Amber from Hempstead | Woman | 43 years old | Aquarius
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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Hi! I'm Jaime. I'm a single mom. I have an 18 yr old son who graduated HS and is going into the Air Force. I just got my RN and started my dream job!!Me: I'm really easy going and easy to get along with. I avoid drama. I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. My sense of humor is sarcastic and ironic (even raunchy at times). I know when to dial it back and when to turn it up!. I'm not a game player. I am up front and ask questions. I'm not a bar fly. I'm perfectly happy staying home, going to a movie, drive to the lake with a picnic...I'm not looking for a one nite stand and I don't need anyone's money. I just want someone with whom I can laugh and hang out and do stuff. I'd like a partner in crime and a best friend, a lover and a shoulder! One of the best ways to spend an evening is making dinner together and then cuddlin' up on the couch to watch a movie. ( or half a movie ;) )You: Have a sense of humor, be self assured, make me laugh, be even tempered, have some conversation skills, love dogs, surprise me, don't freak when things go wrong, love dogs, remember the conversation skills, enjoy weekend trips, be available (emotionally and physically) and have an open mind. Be monogamous, be confident, be a one-woman man! Talk to me, make an effort to talk to me and stay away from those one-word answers!~JaimeIf you have psych issues, please do not message me. I have had a problem with a "gentleman" from meetville and I prefer to not be involved in that. Please refer to the "I avoid drama" statement above. Let's do something we do to get to know each other. Drive in the country, sit at the lake, just have fun

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  • Muriel from Hempstead | Woman | 43 years old | Virgo
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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am divorced almost a year now and have 2 wonderful kids. This is all new to me as I was with ex for 21 years . I want a man that will communicate with me and cuddle with, walk and have fun laugh with. I love the outdoors and camping and Family is very importanht to me. I do have a sense of humor. but can also be serious when i have to lol. My children live with me . Open to anything

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