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Alyce, 41
United States, New York, Hempstead

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 May 2025 08:29:38

About Me

This is where I try to be funny, but I'm the only one laughing, and those of you that are, are the true geeks, so welcome! I am 41, and yes these photos are recent- I'm told I look 30, but that being said, I really am 41, and also want to date 40 and above. Okay maybe a REALLY mature 36, but warning: I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE KIDS. I have two lovely men in college and they put me through enough hell that God has granted me a "get out of hell free card", true story.P.A), wine, coffee, FOOD, baking cookies, entertaining, reading, art, dancing, and church. Church? gulp, cough....yes I go once in a while and wouldn't mind sharing that with someone. Please no crazy evangelicals, but Lutheran, Presbyterian, Catholic would be great as long as you are ok with drinking and occasional swearing. (I've got the card remember) Not a deal breaker if you respectfully disagree, but if the mere thought offends you, you might want to bolt at this point. I take fairly good care of my body (see exhibit B) if you do not take care of yours on a similar level, I'm probably not interested. Don't need a sugar daddy, been taking care of myself and two boys for a long time, however I'm not interested in sponsoring struggling musicians (cute as you are). I am a muralist, fine artist, designer, teacher, and I'm going back to school to get my Masters, so I'm a pretty busy cookie, but really would like to meet someone special to grow old with. (nostalgic music playing) I'm not materialistic or very high maintenance, unless you know how to fix bikes. Re-read my age requirements, that goes for grandpa Joe too! I am a teacher so PLEASE use the spell-check feature built into this program (the red dashed underline means you are misspelling a word!!!!!!!) Seriously? On the other hand, if you are witty or a smart ass, please inquire within! The best first date I ever had was a 2 hour hike followed by a shooting range (which I had never done before, and was very uncomfortable with), then beer tasting at a brewery, and then dinner at a 5* restaurant. Though we didn't work out because of our age difference, that still goes down in history as one of the best dates ever....can you beat it?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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