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Ellen, 45
United States, Michigan, Wyoming

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About Me

Please read or at least take time to skim my essay. This is ME! Don't message me "Hey, what are you looking for"? This is what I want, this is what I don't want, don't waste my time or get my hopes up, read on..........Tired of the games. Looking for a relationship, no special friends BS or F buddy BS. Tired of guys who say they are looking for someone "real" but then aren't interested in getting to know her. If you are going to make me "fall", then you better have intentions of catching me.....the man who will want to actually stick around and help me write the final chapter in my fairy tale.......The ONE that makes me understand that not all guys are the same and the ONE that makes me realize why it took so dam long to find him, but why that wait was worth it.If I can brag a little here, I think that I am awesome and amazing....that once in a lifetime kind of girl. I am searching for that 1 awesome and amazing guy. I am not here for hook ups, one night stands, Eff buddy BS stuff. I am hoping to find an honest, trustworthy guy for a real, true from the heart and soul relationship. I want all that good stuff.....attention, affection, romance, love, good times and conversations, etc etc.I don't want to be the last person on your list that you call at 10 pm on a Friday night because everybody else said "No". Or the girl you come looking for when you are home bored with nothing else to do. I want to be your One and Only....the one that you are proud to call your Baby and show off to the world.I am funny and witty, love to laugh and make people laugh. I have a sarcastic, goofy side..... I also like to draw, paint, read, and watch sports.....football, baseball and hockey. I prefer flats to heels, but I can dress up and look FINE when the time is right. I like butterflies, flowers, sunsets, and would love to travel and drive cross country and go on an exotic cruise one day. Not into bars or clubs. Not into fancy things and don't need to be impressed by how much $ someone makes or what kind of fancy car you drive. Its all about being with someone and enjoying their company. I am intelligent, sweet, honest, shy at times, loyal, hardworking, and just looking for that spark and connection with that one guy who will sweep me off my feet..........One thing that I have learned from all this on-line dating stuff, is that people usually only tell you what YOU WANT to hear.....and its not the same thing as what YOUR SHOULD REALLY HEAR. I have learned to become very blunt and straight forward. I see it as I say it, and a lot of people don't like that. Well, that is who I am and if you are too sensitive to hear the truth then you don't want to be my friend. So read my whole profile, don't message me and ask me "hey baby, what are you looking for?"I know there is a "Law of Attraction" and people have "types" that they are naturally drawn to. Guys on here always want the young, brainless hotties with the perfect perky plastic tits, no cellulite, no gray hair, and no kiddie baggage. REAL WOMEN like me are OK to bang a couple times, but not good enough to stick around for. So far, mostly I have encountered guys who want to "hook up", or want to "sext", talk dirty, and beg you for naughty photo's. Be honest and tell me what you are looking for and what you expect. Don't BS me that you are looking for the same things in order to just get into my pants. Guys on the internet like to whisper sweet things into your ears, and are only interested in getting what they want from you and then moving on to the next********* AND I HAVE KIDS, as do a lot of 'REAL' people........don't want a DADDY......I am fine by myself. If a woman having kids is not your style, then don't waste my time***********. THANKS!!!!! And why does this site " match"??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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