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AliceOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)
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SheilaOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I am a very independent, honest, loyal, kind, caring woman with a really good heart. I'm mostly outgoing, but can be shy at times. I use sarcasm a lot and have a great sense of humor. I have 2 teenage sons who mean the WORLD TO ME and will always come first. I am a full-time working mom, in addition to being a football mom. I am always on the go. Hope you can keep up...lol! My family and friends are very important to me. I would do anything for them. I'm the type of girl who loves going out and doing things or just staying home snuggling on the couch with that special someone. I love going for a ride on the back of a motorcycle. I enjoy taking long walks and going swimming. I love to play basketball and softball. I'm always up for a game of billiards, even though I'm not that good at it...lol. During football season, I enjoy hanging at home on Sundays watching the games (Giants - Go Big Blue!). Every once in a while, I will go for a drink at a bar with my friends, but I am not into the club scene. I love to cook just about anything even though I am kind of a picky eater...please don't let that scare you!I am mostly a rock 'n roll kind of girl (huge Bon Jovi fan), but will listen to pretty much everything except Rap! As for tv, I don't really watch it much. I hate reality and competition shows, just can't get into them.I am recently divorced after being separated for two and a half years. I am not into games; I'm getting too old for them. I just want to be happy again. I am hoping to find that special someone to be both my best friend and my lover. Someone I can share everything with. Someone who will love me for who I am, not what they want me to be. Someone who can make me feel special and appreciated. Someone who can make me laugh. Communication is key! BTW...I hate liars and cheaters! I'm also not looking for a hook up or a one night stand. What you see is what you get with me, so please have current pictures of yourself.If you would like to know more about me, just ask. Good luck to everyone in their search! Public place.....somewhere we can talk and get to know each other.
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JanineOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
im a very easy going person and am looking for a easy going guy..I have a slightly twisted sense of humor... i like to go out and have fun with friends and family.. i also love a sunday laying around and cooking good food, drinking some beer and watching some football... im not perfect by any means but i am perfect for someone.. with that said, im here to see what happens, ya never know...... I want easy, exciting, comfortable, magical, romantic , laugh till we can't breathe , kiss till we rip eachothers clothes off , best friend , and partner in crime.... My soulmate!What I like about a man is , make me laugh and ill fall in love with you.. Be honest and treat me the same way you expect to be treated .. Looks wise I guess I go more for the "get your hands dirty" kind of guy. But be a man that cleans up well tho... Long and lean is not really my thing usually meet at a place for a drink... Good conversation and get to know one another