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AliceOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)
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MinnieOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
**I'm going to have to put this first- black guys please don't reply. I am not attracted to black men and will not write you back.**I am looking for a honest, hard working guy with a good sense of humor. I like to be outside in the summer, go to baseball games, BBQ, swim, lay in the sun, work out (i go to the gym about 3x week), go to the movies, comedy shows, plays, concerts and dinner. I like all kinds of music, even country lol. Switch between 101.9 and 99.5 and the loop. I am a good girl who has been searching for the right guy for a long time. I just started taking a ballroom dancing class which is pretty exciting because I plan to be on Dancing with the Stars soon-- LOL. ***I definitely want kids in the future so if you have kids already and don't want more, then we're not a match. I would like them probably in the very near future. If I don't meet my match, I have no problem having one on my own either. *If you're not over your ex yet, please don't waste my time. *i like to take things semi-slow and get to know a guy. If you think we'll chat, then text and meet up in the course of 10 mins in the same day, that's too soon. It all depends on the guy. Probably would like to meet in maybe a week depending on schedules. On the other end of the spectrum, I'm not looking for a penpal. I don't plan on writing just through this site for months on end. *I am most physically attracted to guys at least 5'10" with brown or black hair. And I love goatees too. But in addition to that I want a sincere guy who will treat me with respect, be loving and caring and make a decent living. First dates are really just to get to know someone. Dinner is good or even a drink. I don't drink coffee. I like to do fun things too like miniature golfing or bowling. Do something that makes us laugh and get to know each other. It's important that we have good chemistry and can laugh and joke around together.
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KaitlinOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
What I am looking for:- My Best friend- A Team Player- The one that makes me laugh and sing Who I am:-I am the girl that dress up and look classy - and the next day wear a baseball cap and tossing a football around- I love to laugh, play pranks, and doing fun things- I work hard and can be grouchy when my focus is distracted- I love to cook- I love to play high/low and know about peoples day- I am a redhead and you never know what is going to come out of my mouthWhat I am not looking for:- A one night stand- A toothless man that doesn't own a belt and is over weight because he chooses not to take care of himself- I am not looking for someone to change me or have me conform to what they want- I am not looking to be a trophy wifeI just want to be - Also- I am old fashion and like to talk to people prior to giving my number and/or meeting Something simple and fun