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Bertie, 37

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About Me

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"...just kidding movie quote that always made me laugh...anyway....I am a fun girl, romantic at heart.....looking for love and giving this internet stuff a try. I want someone honest and open with nooooo drama. If your looking for a quick romp Im not your girl.....Im down to hang out have fun and see what happens. If your pics consists of you and a blunt or cloud of smoke dont bother...also if your profile includes ebonics...dont bother...grammar is important to me...and have something better to say than hi. I find it funny that the men on here have a pic of 1 of three things , their toys, or the alcohol they drink and whatever they smoke in front of them...just a hint guys....thats ghetto and lame...oh and almost forgot the ever so popular pic of you in the drivers seat drivin somewhere cool enough for you to take a pic of yourself driving there..quality women know better...and having all that on your profile wont get much...certainly not me....if your old enough or look old enough to be my dad.....no thanks....extra pounds....pass...thanks for reading....don't take offense if you fall into these catagories....just keeping it real so I dont waste my time with douchebags...definition...any of the above..and P.S. athletic body type means just that.......athletic....donut to the mouth doesnt count as exercise...so be real about yourself...dont say your a real nice guy when your not...yes it happens...and if you cant even spell your own profession...well enough said.....Every guy says they are a good guy..love to snuggle...wants no drama...ya ummm..not true...if u type it mean it.....EVERYONE says how sensitive they are romantic cuddly...into a relationship...if you're going to type it be about it...thats all! Beach blanket wine food....enough said....i love simplicity

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-52

    I enjoy traveling, dinning, music, and dancing. I'm fun, love to laugh and would like someone who would like to make me smile. I?d like to find someone to share life's adventures with. I base my life on loyalty, sincerity and morals! Hate lies and stupidity. My partner should be faithful, trustful and a Alpa male in private. He should also be capable of being responsible for his actions. I'm not a member, but you can *** terry***at hot mail.

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I have a beautiful 7 year old daughter and a chocolate lab. I am currently in RN school. My friends and family say I'm a "hippie" at heart and own a ***Volkswagon camper bus. I consider myself an outgoing person who loves anything outdoors. I'm good-hearted, considerate, have good values and morals, fun sense of humor, and just like to have a good time. I'm not much of a couch potato but don't mind cuddling with that special someone. I like all kinds of music but I tend to listen to more classic rock, jam bands, and country. I just recently tried this online dating thing and I'm looking for someone who is family oriented, honest, adventurous, down to earth,established in their life and is not into playing games. Something laid back....drink and good conversation:)

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    LIife is short so makeing count is important. One must have goals and a vision remeber life is a partisipation sport if you want to get the most out of it. If you understand this than feel free to e-mail me. something simple to see if there is any chemistry there such as dinner or drinks.

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