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Bertie, 37

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About Me

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"...just kidding movie quote that always made me laugh...anyway....I am a fun girl, romantic at heart.....looking for love and giving this internet stuff a try. I want someone honest and open with nooooo drama. If your looking for a quick romp Im not your girl.....Im down to hang out have fun and see what happens. If your pics consists of you and a blunt or cloud of smoke dont bother...also if your profile includes ebonics...dont bother...grammar is important to me...and have something better to say than hi. I find it funny that the men on here have a pic of 1 of three things , their toys, or the alcohol they drink and whatever they smoke in front of them...just a hint guys....thats ghetto and lame...oh and almost forgot the ever so popular pic of you in the drivers seat drivin somewhere cool enough for you to take a pic of yourself driving there..quality women know better...and having all that on your profile wont get much...certainly not me....if your old enough or look old enough to be my dad.....no thanks....extra pounds....pass...thanks for reading....don't take offense if you fall into these catagories....just keeping it real so I dont waste my time with douchebags...definition...any of the above..and P.S. athletic body type means just that.......athletic....donut to the mouth doesnt count as exercise...so be real about yourself...dont say your a real nice guy when your not...yes it happens...and if you cant even spell your own profession...well enough said.....Every guy says they are a good guy..love to snuggle...wants no drama...ya ummm..not true...if u type it mean it.....EVERYONE says how sensitive they are romantic cuddly...into a relationship...if you're going to type it be about it...thats all! Beach blanket wine food....enough said....i love simplicity

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Blanche

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    About me: First off....I golf about 3 times a week when I can and I am addicted to the game. Hoping to find someone who has the same passion for the game as I do. I love sports...Watching and participating. I played 3 sports in college and I am the only girl in my fantasy football league...HOT!! I know!!;Boys" so far away I do root for the Chiefs!! I have blonde hair, blue eyes and yes a brain too. I'm not super model quality but attractive I think. I am a jock. I only wear skirts on the golf course and I don't think I own a pair of heels. I love hanging out with friends and family. Bar scene not for me. With golf season coming to an end...crap...what to do?? I do have a preference for taller guys 5'10 or better. Anyway shoot me a message if you think we have something in common. P.S. All my pics are recent within last two months or so. Also a simple hello, hi, what's up will not get you a response and neither will an obvious cut and paste with all your information. Put some thought into your message...get my attention! And please use spell check! Hmm?

  • Sasha

    Online

    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Hi there and thanks for taking a look at my profile. :) I am a single mother of two great teens that keep me busy. My favorite time of year is summer..... I'm a mix of traditional, spontaneous, easygoing, shy and sarcastic...you never know what your going to get one moment to the next. Not to be confused with crazy... Haha! ;)When I feel comfortable I am a bit of a chatty cathy, but I really would like to share the conversation with you. You should be kind, happy with yourself and where you are in life, and not afraid to play or be serious when the situation calls for it! :) As they say, actions speak louder than words... so lets see what you have! ;)If you like what you have read and see say hi....you never know! :)Thanks again for looking and good luck to you! :DP.S.- If you're looking for a quick hookup, please move on. - Some of you dont have photos posted for a multitude of reasons and I get that, but please at least send one with your message. Thank you! :)

  • Karina

    Online

    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a rocker to the core but love country and some pop. I love to dance to hip hop or techno. I love kissing, hand holding, singing, taking pictures, affection. I love movies, camping, monster trucks, concerts, being outdoors going to the beach. Love movies, animals and life. I work with mentally challenged adults. I have a 20 yr old daughter who just moved out on her own so now it's time for me. I have heard that woman don't know what they want well, I know exactly what I am looking for. If you are only looking for a sex hook up, please keep looking. I am up for just about anything, as long as we get a chance to talk and see if we would like to pursue.

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