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Allie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I spend most of my free time sewing, dancing in the dining room, and playing ball with Fat Eddie. I have a few renovations to finish (let's face it, demolition is the fun part), but the weather is too wonderful to spend the week-end in a closet!I like to try new things (last month I took my lawnmower apart and gave it a tune-up!). The next thing on my bucket list is a trip to Easter Island. Or maybe a medical degree in Pathology...I'm independent, financially stable, and value my dogs over anything! They don't complain when I sing Nina Simone in the shower.I talk a lot when I'm nervous covering topics ranging from sock garters to the seta on earthworms. If the Bernouilli's Principle turns you on, message me! Bonus points for facial hair.Random tidbits:Lately my favourite song is "Hold the Line".. and cheese.I want to visit Newgrange on the Winter Solstice.I've never tried caber tossing.I once joined a wrestling team.!)I sometimes call Fat Eddie "furcula face".I was once hired to work in a fish market because I knew how to take apart a bandsaw and put it back together.I used a hypotenuse to determine the location for a second gate post.My favourite movie is D'Arby O'Gil and the Little People (There are not enough Sean Connery musicals out there) Let's go grab a beverage and talk about the craziest thing that ever happened to you or the strangest job title you have had!
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Tammy
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
So here is the part where I sell you on how amazing I am and what I am looking for etc... I'm not a big fan of being the same as everyone else so let's go a different route. Let's be honest.. you aren't going to get a real feel for who I am in a few sentences on here. We all say the same things..I like to laugh.. Who doesn't? Are there women on here saying please don't make me laugh I prefer to be angry or sob uncontrollably for no reason? I think not. I am fun to be around... ahh man I was looking for a debbie downer... etc etc So *** tell you all the things that kinda suck about me... I am stubborn. I have been called eccentric.. I think I'm just creative and artsy. I have a mild case of OCD... its not like I have to slap you 8 times before I can walk through a doorway.. more like I hate when my hands are sticky.. lol I have a little ADHD... expect me to interrupt you at times.. I hate laundry.. well not so much the washing, folding, sorting.. I just hate putting it away. Bizarre?? Yeah maybe but I hate it just the same. I love snow. Yeah don't make that face.. it's actually really pretty and I love the way time seems to slow down after a big snowfall. I have three kids.. they aren't really the sucky part ( actually I really kind of like them), but my availability is.. its means that if you are dating me, I can't always be free..but it doesn't mean I am not willing to make time for you.. Let's face it.. if I end up in a relationship eventually you will have to meet them.. Hmmm what else?? I am sarcastic.. and remarkably witty at times... you should probably accept the fact that I will occasionally rib you about.. well anything that's amusing to me really. I love to cook.... I like to actually cook, not heat stuff up. I make everything from scratch.. so it might take longer but it will be amazing I promise. And finally I am not a fan of PDA... I will hold your hand. I will kiss you. I will let you wrap your arms around me...I am actually quite affectionate... but I don't want to make out with you at a restaurant.. We can make out later.. when we don't have to stop or risk a public lewdness citation. Next part. Well for the most part I think we are all looking for the same thing. We want someone to accept us for who we are and get us. Basically I feel like you can't expect more than what you are willing to put into the relationship. I can accept the good and bad, I can make you a priority in my life, I can try my best to make you smile everyday.. I'm just looking for someone willing to do the same. p.s here are the answers to my most frequently asked questions.. :) 1. yes i am a real redhead. 2. no i will not send you a "pic of my girls".. 3. yes I have three kids.. no I do not plan on giving them away.. I am a package deal.4. A few extra pounds means I am curvy.. and I do not have a flat stomach.. I am not thin or skinny. I go to the gym 5 times a week. And I am always improving but I am always going to have big hips, a big butt and big boobs.. if you are looking for a skinny girl.. It will never be me.. think more ***'s pin up... if thats not your cup of tea it's all good. I am up for just about anything. Something casual and low key so we can talk is better than a movie or a club obviously.oh and fyi... if you message me just hi.. or with sexy, hun, baby, etc... im probably not going to respond.. pet peeve what can I say?
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Maude
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Hey there!I have absolutely no idea what to say here....So here goes. I try to live a relaxed, drama free life I am always laughing and can find the humour in any situation. I take things as they come. I am intelligent and enjoy great conversations. I am very independent, honest, kind, sarcastic and funny( I like to joke and make people laugh). I am also an amazing mother,sister and friend. The girls and I like to go for drinks or whatever else we may get up to(we went to Vegas after xmas). I love to camp and be outside, music of any kind and going to concerts. I like to do lots of different things, but will spare you and not list them all.I am looking for someone with their shirt on.....lol jk, who is down to earth and really wants to get to know me for me. Someone to talk too,spend time with and have some fun...much more difficult than you would think. So message me if this sounds like you. drinks,coffee whatever is comfortable for both of us