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Melissa, 36
United States, Illinois, Orland Park

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Guess I need to say this first....Note to self fellas... If your looking for a random hook-up keep looking. Not into that at all!!!! And PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... I DO NOT HAVE "NAUGHTY" PIC NOR WILL I SEND THEM! I WILL NOT TAKE THEM AND SEND THEM AND I DO NOT WANT THEM! Well.... I love my friends and family more than any thing. That's a given. I'm a very laid back person... Go with the flow is my motto. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I love the water and anything to do with. Now lets be serious! 1. If you are more than 3 hours away me don't waste both our time. It's a fair assumption we will never meet. 2. IF YOUR MARRIED DON'T MESSAGE ME! 3. If your old enough to be my father or young enough to be my child... DON'T MESSAGE ME! That's just gross! 4. If you send me a message and I don't response in the next 12 hrs chances are I'm not. And please don't turn into a stage 5 clinger. 5. If you are wanting children, please don't message me. I can't have them anymore plain and simple. Sorry, that ship has sailed. If you have children I'm fine with that I just can't have any more. 6. Yes I have tattoos. I have 6. 7. I'm a very blunt person. I call it like I see it. And I normally speak before I think. 8. I'm a totally Scorpio... If you understand that statement then that's awesome! 9. Some of my best friends are guys. One is gay and one is straight. If you have a issue with guys and girls only being friends then I'm not the girl for you. 10. And if you can't take a joke then please move on. I'm a huge jokester. But nothing I have said is a joke. Hope I don't come off as ****y just tired of some people's bullshit! Dinner and good conversation. I really dont think on the first date go to the movies cause you cant really chat and get to know each other. :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Jazz Comedy Crime History Sport
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  • Andrea from Orland Park | Woman | 32 years old | Aries
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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm your average dork, just happen to take pictures well. Im not perfect. I'm human. Just like you. Just like your friends. Just like your enemies. I love people, and am totally in love with the friends I have. I make stupid jokes (and usually only crack myself up!) I get bored quickly but am easily amused. I love to sleep (cuz I get to dream!). I love football. I love baseball. Teams i have at heart 49ers and giants. Win or loose. faithful. I SUCK at surfing, and can't play basketball for sh*t! I'm a pro at making myself look stupid (lol) and have been known to jump on top of piano's and sing with the band at the bars when I have too much to drink. I trust no one, and everyone at the same time.. which usually tends to get me into trouble. I've ****ed up. I've made mistakes. I've done right! I've made some bad decisions. I've lost my cool. I've been in fights (and finished them lol). I've punched someone in the face. I've been punched in the face. I get drunk. I get WASTED! Sometimes I dance on tables. I've done drugs. I've made a scene. I've been on T.V. I've cried in public. I've dated the wrong guys. I've hung out with the wrong crowd. I've been cheated. I've been cheated on. I've cheated myself. I've had my heart broken. I've broken hearts. I have scars. I've fallen down in front of hundreds of people. (and laughed about it for an hour). I've had my car towed. I've done a hit and run. I've been fired. I've gotten in trouble with the law. I've loved and lost. I've lost a love. I've said the wrong thing. I've said the right ones! I've been tossed aside. I've been disrespected. I can be disrespectful. I'm insecure. I'm broke. I get pimples. I've been to places I never want to go again. I've been to places I wish i was at right NOW! I've lost a grandfather. I've gotten an F. I've stolen. I've lied. I'm a woman. I'm a best friend. I'm a sister. I'm an aunt. I'm a lover. I love to tell stupid jokes. I crack myself up. I love to laugh. I love to smile. I love doing RANDOM things. I SAY random things. I make stupid faces. I love being told "I'm beautiful" (just sounds nicer!) I love the smell of the rain. I love the beach. I love CHOCOLATE!! I love to kiss. I love to cuddle. I'm a good listener. I quote stupid movies. I'm honest. I'm trustworthy. I love to be held. I love meeting people. Im a socialite. I love making things beautiful. I'm a go getter. Im determined. and most of all... I'm worth it. This is me... I'm not perfect... I love the fact that I'm not. But I surround myself with the perfect people...and i refuse to change who i am....im me...take it or leave it... Im not the most perfect person on dates and i dont expect you to be. However, I do expect to be treated like a lady...no mistake there...First date should be casual...dont over due it... if things should take off then we have many play dates ahead of us... can't wait to see what you have in store for me.

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I miss having someone to share special moments with, call just to say hi and hope your day is great. I\'m looking to find someone who is kind, funny, romantic, sensitive, loving, caring and likes to have fun.

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  • Myra from Orland Park | Woman | 33 years old | Cancer
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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    My world is filled with music, all kinds. I like to listen and play. Being outdoors( even in the city) is necessary for me. I'm short short, but I still like to play basketball, or hang on the water, rivers or lakes. My goal is to have it all love, family, fortune, happiness,and enlightenment. If I achieve happiness, love, and family, I will not feel as though I settled for less; but I do believe the objectives mentioned above are intertwined. By the way there is Led Zepplin and Rock n Roll. You could say I have varied music tastes. I am pretty darn independant, my world is pretty cool...very care free but a bit unfulfiling so I would like to have some one to share it with. An ideal first date would involve some sort of competition other than pudding wrestling. Idealy.

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