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Melissa, 36
United States, Illinois, Orland Park

Offline, last seen Fri, 09 May 2025 01:56:07

About Me

Guess I need to say this first....Note to self fellas... If your looking for a random hook-up keep looking. Not into that at all!!!! And PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... I DO NOT HAVE "NAUGHTY" PIC NOR WILL I SEND THEM! I WILL NOT TAKE THEM AND SEND THEM AND I DO NOT WANT THEM! Well.... I love my friends and family more than any thing. That's a given. I'm a very laid back person... Go with the flow is my motto. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I love the water and anything to do with. Now lets be serious! 1. If you are more than 3 hours away me don't waste both our time. It's a fair assumption we will never meet. 2. IF YOUR MARRIED DON'T MESSAGE ME! 3. If your old enough to be my father or young enough to be my child... DON'T MESSAGE ME! That's just gross! 4. If you send me a message and I don't response in the next 12 hrs chances are I'm not. And please don't turn into a stage 5 clinger. 5. If you are wanting children, please don't message me. I can't have them anymore plain and simple. Sorry, that ship has sailed. If you have children I'm fine with that I just can't have any more. 6. Yes I have tattoos. I have 6. 7. I'm a very blunt person. I call it like I see it. And I normally speak before I think. 8. I'm a totally Scorpio... If you understand that statement then that's awesome! 9. Some of my best friends are guys. One is gay and one is straight. If you have a issue with guys and girls only being friends then I'm not the girl for you. 10. And if you can't take a joke then please move on. I'm a huge jokester. But nothing I have said is a joke. Hope I don't come off as ****y just tired of some people's bullshit! Dinner and good conversation. I really dont think on the first date go to the movies cause you cant really chat and get to know each other. :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Looking for: man. In age: 18-33

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Hi there.. I am a very compassionate person who will go out of my way to help someone. I am a confident, positive woman who knows what she wants. I have a busy schedule with work and two kids but try to make some time for myself. I love to cook.. I am into sports, movies, dancing..etc. I enjoy going out and having a little fun every now and then or just sitting at home cuddling and watching a movie. Want to know more just ask. Just want someone who will be honest and real. Not into to head games or broken promises.P.S... I AM NOT GOING TO SEND YOU DIRTY PICS!! I AM NOT YOUR MOMMY FANTASY. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC DONT ***!! I AM A NOT A FLAKY DUMB ASS OR A SLUT LIKE I HEAR MOST OF THE GIRLS ON HERE ARE APPARENTLY!! ENOUGH SAID!!!! Meet for dinner/drinks and get to know each other a little. If the chemistry is there then we go from there. If not at least you may have made good friend.

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Hey thanks for taking the time to read about me. I am Paula. I am a mother of two very beautiful daughters. They are everything to me. I love to hang out with my friends, cook, dance, listen to all kinds of music, travel, anything outdoors, love to laugh, and many more things. Please feel free to ask. I am the type of woman who doesn't care to do anything. I am big on adventures. I am looking for someone who can be my best friend that is laughing at me one minute to the next telling his buddies that he wouldn't want to be without me. I am tired of the head games that a lot of guys want to play. I am not into playing games so please don't waste either one of our times. I want that one guy who accepts everything about me and still wants me. Has to love kids!!! I am just a country sweetheart...take a chance and get to know me....find out who I am on the inside!!!Hope to hear from you soon~~ Depends on the guy and our common interests....do something fun so can get to know each other.

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