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Clarissa, 39

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About Me

Taken a few wrong turns....laughter is huge to me..it's medicine in itself! I'm down-to-earth, funny, sarcastic when the time is right, witty, wear my heart on my sleeve and put everyone else first but me..probably why i am on here ? :-/ who knows..time to put me first...Compatibility and chemistry is huge. Two people need to work hard at a relationship it isn't just one sided. Spent time with the wrong guys just looking for mr. Right. No games..plz. to old for that..one night stands are for your 20's... I have a 19 year old son..and a great family. Two parents who have been married 40 years. Love to try new things. I have been told I'm the life of the party. I love making people laugh. Love taking road trips, singing karaoke, watching the Vikings, working in my yard, movies at home, dive bars. Happy hours with the gals..boys are welcome :-). Bonfires, good conversation, thunderstorms, the sound of frogs outside my window in the summer, game nights, camping..anything is great with the right company and life is to short not to appreciate every opportunity :-)Happy fishin'...sink or swim...lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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