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Miranda, 30

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(I say wicked. Just getting that out there. My music taste is rather open. I mostly listen to older Alternative. I'm critical of myself. Haha. This is going to be awesome! Don't write that! I should probably mention I'm mean, and not in that haha way (unless you're not on the other side.) I'm honest. Funny. Duh-- can't you see?? I'm sarcastic. I dye my hair. Regularly. Black is not my natural color. I no longer know what my natural color is (pretty sure it's not gray yet!). Just because I'm short does not mean I'm your personal armrest! Just sayin'. It happens more than you would think. I don't talk on the phone. I don't walk on the phone. Prefer text messages. I'm on my phone a lot. (And I mean a lot.) I do not like green eggs and ham.I will not marry you unless you are Jason Varitek. "I'm not every girl And I don't need no G to take care of me, no Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart."What I hear the most:All about my eyes. *Wow grandma! What big eyes you have!* My cell phone. Apparently no one has ever seen a phone this big before. It also matches my eyes. (No one has noticed that one yet.)My Favorites: Black eye liner. Legit. Red Sox. Baseball. Music. Socks. Mike & Molly. Big Bang Theory. Sunglasses. Not the $5.00 kind either. Football.Awkward body tattoos.Country. I'm sorry your wife left, your dog died, and all you can afford is Budweiser in a can.Light colored denim. It's really disgusting. Oh and Men who wear skinny jeans. Ew.Nickleback.Did I mention Nickleback?Seafood. People who talk about "420" and they are over twenty-three.Cheap Sunglasses.Oh I have a male roommate at the moment. I steal his dress socks. Why? I am sure you are wondering. I will answer that for you.Because his dress socks fit so perfectly in my riding boots. Ohhh and of course I don't tell him. (There is a style of boots called "riding boots". It term was stolen from people who ride horses. They have become a fashion craze. So now you all know and I can stop getting messages that say "What do you ride?" Because honestly look at me do I look like I ride a bike? Another question I will answer: No.)Side note: People seem to say the craziest things to me. Whether it be face-to-face or Computer-to-computer.... And for some reason everyone on meetville have some corny stupid fishing line. So here's mine.... If you are legit crazy don't bother throwing that bait and hook into my water. This "fish" won't bite. And if you have stop and ask yourself "Am I crazy?" I'm going to go ahead and say yes, you probably are.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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