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MirandaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
(I say wicked. Just getting that out there. My music taste is rather open. I mostly listen to older Alternative. I'm critical of myself. Haha. This is going to be awesome! Don't write that! I should probably mention I'm mean, and not in that haha way (unless you're not on the other side.) I'm honest. Funny. Duh-- can't you see?? I'm sarcastic. I dye my hair. Regularly. Black is not my natural color. I no longer know what my natural color is (pretty sure it's not gray yet!). Just because I'm short does not mean I'm your personal armrest! Just sayin'. It happens more than you would think. I don't talk on the phone. I don't walk on the phone. Prefer text messages. I'm on my phone a lot. (And I mean a lot.) I do not like green eggs and ham.I will not marry you unless you are Jason Varitek. "I'm not every girl And I don't need no G to take care of me, no Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart."What I hear the most:All about my eyes. *Wow grandma! What big eyes you have!* My cell phone. Apparently no one has ever seen a phone this big before. It also matches my eyes. (No one has noticed that one yet.)My Favorites: Black eye liner. Legit. Red Sox. Baseball. Music. Socks. Mike & Molly. Big Bang Theory. Sunglasses. Not the $5.00 kind either. Football.Awkward body tattoos.Country. I'm sorry your wife left, your dog died, and all you can afford is Budweiser in a can.Light colored denim. It's really disgusting. Oh and Men who wear skinny jeans. Ew.Nickleback.Did I mention Nickleback?Seafood. People who talk about "420" and they are over twenty-three.Cheap Sunglasses.Oh I have a male roommate at the moment. I steal his dress socks. Why? I am sure you are wondering. I will answer that for you.Because his dress socks fit so perfectly in my riding boots. Ohhh and of course I don't tell him. (There is a style of boots called "riding boots". It term was stolen from people who ride horses. They have become a fashion craze. So now you all know and I can stop getting messages that say "What do you ride?" Because honestly look at me do I look like I ride a bike? Another question I will answer: No.)Side note: People seem to say the craziest things to me. Whether it be face-to-face or Computer-to-computer.... And for some reason everyone on meetville have some corny stupid fishing line. So here's mine.... If you are legit crazy don't bother throwing that bait and hook into my water. This "fish" won't bite. And if you have stop and ask yourself "Am I crazy?" I'm going to go ahead and say yes, you probably are.
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IdaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
% of my time. I started my own business about four years ago, so I work everyday, and some days long hours. Don't get me wrong, I still like to go out after work and have a few beers and all, but I find myself going to the same bars, with the same people. I don't get a lot of options to venture out and meet new people because of my hectic work schedule, so I thought I'd give this a shot.I'm fun, easy going and like to have a good time. People would say I'm very sarcastic, but I don't mean it to be rude. I like trying new things, I don't shy away easily.I want someone who can take me out of my comfort zone, get me to try new things. I'm looking for something that could lead towards long term, but am fine with taking my time getting there. Most importantly, I'm looking for a partner- an equal. I don't want the guy to think I'm looking for someone to support me, I'm doing just fine with that myself. I've been on here a while, so I'm going to be blunt for a minute, I've met some very interesting people on here. Please keep in mind I am sarcastic, but this is legit stuff I've experienced. A job and a car is a definite plus, pretty much needed. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, but I also will not be a sugar momma. I am not on here to find a hook up, I don't need a website to find sex. If you're married, don't bother. No, I will not send you naughty pics when again, that is the first thing you ask me. Get creative when you ***! "Hey" "Sup?" or "Wanna ****?" are very boring ***word *** me to read, try to challenge me a little please. And finally, No, I will not come to your house and watch you masterbate, that is just creepy.So, if you have reached the end of this, maybe your interested? I look forward to hearing from you, you won't be disappointed! Movies are totally overrated- How can you get to know someone when you have to be quiet? I think meeting up for coffee or drinks or dinner would suffice for me.
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LyndaOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I'm funny, hard-working, passionate, opinionated, loud, sensitive and caring. I have amazing girlfriends. I love to cook. I have not crossed over to the iphone phenomenon. I still hand write in a day planner. My pet peeve is bad spelling and dirty hands. I love traditions and find simple pleasures in life. I 100% believe in hand written letters. I never forget a birthday. I love a good chick flick and well made sushi. I love weekend trips and car shows. I want that "butterfly" feeling when I meet someone. I am looking for a gentlemen who knows how to properly date a girl. I believe in the sanctity of marriage. I can't wait to start a family. I want a man, not a boy. I love to laugh and cuddle up on the couch. Be creative but not corny!