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Constance, 27

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About Me

I am Alaina. I think I am pretty cool. I call soda "pop" and I will judge the crap out of you if you think 65* is cold. I am quirky and weird. I laugh at almost anything. But especially anything referencing poop or any sexual innuendo. I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy. Most importantly, I am the first one to laugh at myself. If you can't do that, you shouldn't be laughing at all. I am a singer. It's one of my biggest passions. It is just a hobby, although I used to do it professionally. I sing pretty much anything - mostly things that challenge me. Except you probably don't want to hear me rap. This white girl has no rhythm. I know this is cliche, but I am a terrific friend. I am consistently there for the people I love most. I will take you to and from the airport; help you when you're short on cash, even when I have none; let you crash on my couch; bail you out of jail; and nurse you back to health in an extended hospital stay. (Yes, I have done all of those things... This year.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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