SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
EstherOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hello.Ok, apparently I am a woman with a brain....kinda an oxymoron I know........the dating selection in the valley SUCKS BALLS....1) I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.2) I may be a robot, but its not likely unless it has invaded my brain which the likelihood of that reality is like the likelihood of a Democratic President trying to start war in the middle east....Oh wait......3) I see a red door and I want it painted black.4) If I believed in a Higher Power, it would have to be the god of Music....but at the present I am a quasi pseudo humanist.5) I swear way too damn much (But I look cute doing it, teehee***I LOVE lists7) I hate that I love lists8) A Whiter Shade of Pale is the most f*cking amazing song ever in the history of EVER...and if you don't agree u are kinda retarded. Oh and The Beatles Rubber Soul is the best album of all time. Word9) I believe in gender roles quite a bit......I'm kind of old fashioned, I think men are the breadwinners and women belong in the kitchen. ***I work Full Time, as should you...and have at LEAST an Associates Degree. ***I don't have any children (None that I know of anyway***In between working FT as a nurse, I take care of my mom who is dying from cancer. I have learned that life is about the moments you make time for and the fun and joy you can find even in the most darkest times....oh and learning to be the comforter to your mom REALLY makes you grow up.***Not meaning u are to rescue me, HARDLY. Just understand where I am at in my life, and whether or not you can handle the pretty emotional times I am having and will have as my mom's caregiver.***Spent my 20s partying way too damn much, so if you are in that party mentality, it wont work.;...but not for an unborn goat....u gotta draw the line somewhere.***pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small,....and the tiny blue pill makes MANY women happy.***Everytime an unborn canine does, Jesus cries. Lets stop the insanity people***My big goal in life is to be a successful author, the US version of JK Rowling....only with talent***was kinda ****y, blame it on 18. Jesus has that effect on me***I kinda have ADD which means.....ohh look a shiny penny on the floor. Woohoo I can retire now.***Well, you can rock it, you can roll it, do the slop and even Stroll it at the hop***Lucky you, because I have a dead father you will never have to meet him. Go you!!***I confess....I listen to Britney Spears autotuned music.***Freaking Tosh.0 is awesome***I'm girly enough NOT to enjoy camping, but if I like u enough, I will stay at a hotel while u do the whole tent experience. And if I really like you, I may try it once and then hate you for the rest of your life. So try not to let me really like you, mmkay?***Appearance and physical chemistry DO matter....otherwise its called friendship. ***U better dance, or be willing to try....especially if you want this non camping girl to camp with you....then u better dance and pretend u like it....but bonus points to those who would actually like to take salsa or other latin dance classes with me.***Big Confession.....I like animals way more than I like people.***I enjoy my profession where I truly help those who are most in need....but many times I truly enjoy that glass of Alcohol after work more than anything else.***I really don't drink much and I can get drunk on apple cider (true story***Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah! GaGa-oo-la-la!Ohh and yes I DO have teeth. Ok? Spent tons of money on them with the whole braces deal when I was 15. Why I don't smile in pictures...ummm I am smiling. I just personally dont like the look of cheesy toothy grins for myself and for those of you with teeth fetishes, get a normal one like feet or fur k?
-
AvaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
My 20:1. I am unapologetically independent and would prefer someone to walk through life WITH as opposed to FOR.2. I love my family madly - all of them.3. I am the mother of three gloriously opinionated children, who show me each and every day how much stronger I am than I think.4. I forgive easily; I forget rarely.5. I do not trust easily, though I am fiercely loyal.6. I find intelligence more attractive than social status.7. My expectations of others are low; my self-expectations are ridiculously high.8. I’m an author, not an orator.9. I prefer logic to irrational behaviour.10. Debates are fun; arguments are not.11. I’m not particularly interested in ocean world pollutants; I’m more interested in keeping my fish bowl clean.12. My attention to detail is impeccable, but the span is short.13. I am process-oriented and uncomfortable with spontaneity.14. My mind is far more adventurous than my feet; my feet struggle with gravity.15. I am socially reserved, though I thoroughly enjoy philosophical conversations about elemental magic and other supernatural phenomena.16. I neither build nor burn bridges. Learn to fly or start paddling. Hovering is unacceptable.17. We all come with strings attached.18. Honesty is mandatory. Always.19. I'm overly fond of dry humour and sarcasm.20. I probably won't respond to "Hi". That's not me being mean. It's a filter. Conversational coffee.
-
PetraOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
HONEST REALITY CHECK: I am here hoping for a relationship of substance. I DO NOT need a friend with benefits. I DO NOT need a one night stand. I DO NOT need someone who plays ridiculous games. I DO NOT need someone who is bitter and still living in the past. Also, physical attraction is a must. It would be nice to have someone to love and lust for again. Please understand, I would like to get this out on the table because I am an honest, good woman who is tired of the stuff people try to pull.PROFILE: Hey Kids! I am hunting for someone who enjoys fun and craziness like I do (decided to go all primal). I am in need of spicing up my life. In addition, I have a sarcastic and witty sense of humor so if you don't care for that...please move along gentlemen. I enjoy most sports (playing or watching), classic cars and motorcycles. However, don't get me wrong, it is always fun to be a lady and hit the town in some 5" heels. Unfortunately, I have been in school for most of my life, and finally where I want to be. I have lots of awesome jobs. From owning a couple businesses to teaching at the college level. I like to keep busy and loathe boredom. But, that doesn't mean I won't make time for the right person. I take life serious when necessary and not more than that. I am very easy going and have fun no matter what I do or who I'm with. This is a major drama free zone. I don't have the time or patience for that junk. Really. Don't bring it my way. As a side note, education and/or accomplishment (i.e.-military) is very important to me. It shows that you have worked for something that wasn't just given to you. In addition, honesty is the best policy. You never want to get caught with your pants on fire and this does happen all the time. We are not in the 3rd grade anymore. No reason to hide or lie about ANYTHING. I don't lie. I can't keep them straight down the road. So, I just avoid doing it. I am an open book and would like my other half to be the same.So shoot me an ***'re really interested in finding out more. And nothing boring....like "how are you?" or sending me your number right off the bat. That is just creepy. In addition, if you don't have any photos. I will not even consider talking to you. Just feels like you are hiding something right at the very beginning. No good kids.So cheers, good luck and happy hunting! Meet at a park or for drinks then see where it goes.