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EstherOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hello.Ok, apparently I am a woman with a brain....kinda an oxymoron I know........the dating selection in the valley SUCKS BALLS....1) I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.2) I may be a robot, but its not likely unless it has invaded my brain which the likelihood of that reality is like the likelihood of a Democratic President trying to start war in the middle east....Oh wait......3) I see a red door and I want it painted black.4) If I believed in a Higher Power, it would have to be the god of Music....but at the present I am a quasi pseudo humanist.5) I swear way too damn much (But I look cute doing it, teehee***I LOVE lists7) I hate that I love lists8) A Whiter Shade of Pale is the most f*cking amazing song ever in the history of EVER...and if you don't agree u are kinda retarded. Oh and The Beatles Rubber Soul is the best album of all time. Word9) I believe in gender roles quite a bit......I'm kind of old fashioned, I think men are the breadwinners and women belong in the kitchen. ***I work Full Time, as should you...and have at LEAST an Associates Degree. ***I don't have any children (None that I know of anyway***In between working FT as a nurse, I take care of my mom who is dying from cancer. I have learned that life is about the moments you make time for and the fun and joy you can find even in the most darkest times....oh and learning to be the comforter to your mom REALLY makes you grow up.***Not meaning u are to rescue me, HARDLY. Just understand where I am at in my life, and whether or not you can handle the pretty emotional times I am having and will have as my mom's caregiver.***Spent my 20s partying way too damn much, so if you are in that party mentality, it wont work.;...but not for an unborn goat....u gotta draw the line somewhere.***pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small,....and the tiny blue pill makes MANY women happy.***Everytime an unborn canine does, Jesus cries. Lets stop the insanity people***My big goal in life is to be a successful author, the US version of JK Rowling....only with talent***was kinda ****y, blame it on 18. Jesus has that effect on me***I kinda have ADD which means.....ohh look a shiny penny on the floor. Woohoo I can retire now.***Well, you can rock it, you can roll it, do the slop and even Stroll it at the hop***Lucky you, because I have a dead father you will never have to meet him. Go you!!***I confess....I listen to Britney Spears autotuned music.***Freaking Tosh.0 is awesome***I'm girly enough NOT to enjoy camping, but if I like u enough, I will stay at a hotel while u do the whole tent experience. And if I really like you, I may try it once and then hate you for the rest of your life. So try not to let me really like you, mmkay?***Appearance and physical chemistry DO matter....otherwise its called friendship. ***U better dance, or be willing to try....especially if you want this non camping girl to camp with you....then u better dance and pretend u like it....but bonus points to those who would actually like to take salsa or other latin dance classes with me.***Big Confession.....I like animals way more than I like people.***I enjoy my profession where I truly help those who are most in need....but many times I truly enjoy that glass of Alcohol after work more than anything else.***I really don't drink much and I can get drunk on apple cider (true story***Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah! GaGa-oo-la-la!Ohh and yes I DO have teeth. Ok? Spent tons of money on them with the whole braces deal when I was 15. Why I don't smile in pictures...ummm I am smiling. I just personally dont like the look of cheesy toothy grins for myself and for those of you with teeth fetishes, get a normal one like feet or fur k?
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TracyOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Lets see, a little about myself. My goals are to obtain my bachelors degree and C.P.A. licence. I would eventually like to go into business for myself, so that I have more time for my kids and interests. I am an avid reader of books, mostly paranormal romance, but I enjoy anything that peaks my interest. I enjoy all kinds of music, whether it be country, rock, rap, etc.. I like to go camping and to the lake. I enjoy going to the movies or staying home and watching movies while cuddling. I want someone who communicates and really opens up. Meet for drinks, dinner, coffee, bowling, local music show, drive-in movie, picnic at a park or hiking destination.
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AshleyOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I don't want a perfect relationship. I just want someone who I can act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me. I seek someone that I can’t wait to see every day. Someone who also makes me melt. I don't want to settle for 'someone I can live with'.. I'm waiting for 'someone I can't live without'. I mean, "looks" are fine and dandy...but without substance it's just unappealing.I'm loyal to those I care about. A morning text not only means, "Good Morning"...It has a silent, loving message that says.. "I think of you when I wake up". I seek and enjoy intelligent conversations, while giggling because it's fun being foolish. I seek companionship, a type of partnership filled with trust, integrity and honor. I seek an independent individual with drive and determination. Perhaps we can accomplish a few dreams together. Or check off another achievement on the bucket list. Perhaps living the rest of our lives getting to know each other? .love, its in kindness,patience,care,..its shown through sharing, communicating, respect, honesty, laughter, affection .. emotions..ALL..are important to me..im patient..honest to a fault..im not very funny, but i love to laugh..im open-minded..ive seen a lot of life situations..good and bad..we are all at different stages in our lives..my life is evolving..i am growing..and i like that very much..everybody makes mistakes..one thing that matters..is that we learn from them..see what we like..dont like..and shape our lives with it..i enjoy surrounding myself with people that i love and that love me..i enjoy socializing,may it be at a pub.dancing.or having dinner and wine with friends..i have awesome.loving.funny friends..im very passionate about music.i enjoy a bit of everything.depends on the song and my mood ..i enjoy movies of course.again.i enjoy all sorts of movies.favorite are horror and drama..i also watch documentaries fairly often...im fascinated with human behavior, im fascinated with human nature in general..im missing someone to love..to experiment with..to learn from..to laugh with..to kiss..to touch..I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also people that can make me smile."I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there." -..I want a relationship where we can talk like Best Friends, play like Kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings. I would like to know everything about you. Feeling your heart and soul and just cherishing your smile as I glance over at you. But alas, my camera lens is out of focus and this blurred vision has weakened me. I know you're out there somewhere.....as I am waiting here for you get to know each other