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Kris, 34
United States, Minnesota, Burnsville

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***ATTENTION:*** I am going to tell you right off the bat if you are looking for some ass then you better keep looking. I may be a BBW but I have alot of respect for myself and don't just jump into bed with anyone. I pride myself on being a good girl and not thinking I need to spread my legs and to have a man make me feel good about myself. Sorry to be so blunt but I'm just tired of men hitting me up for sex. If you are looking for ass go to OBC.com. Also one last thing don't think because I'm a big girl that I'm desperate and easy to get into bed because there is nothing further from the truth! Anyone that is looking for something serious and don't play games feel free to hit me up but if you think you're going to get in my pants "You will get your feelings hurt!" I AM A BBW SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT THEN KEEP IT MOVING! ANYWAYS MEAT IS FOR REAL MEN BONES ARE FOR DOGS! Also if you want to meet me send me a message don't just click the meet me button cause I don't pay attention to that! ***I AM NOT HAVING SEX AGAIN UNTIL I'M MARRIED!!!******Now if you made it past the above message then here is some info about me, to start off I am a 34 yr old single mom of two little ones. I'm a laid back person that likes to have fun, even though I don't get out much due to the kids. I enjoy spending time with friends and family; I make my own fun, I don't do the whole club or bar scene. My idea of a good night out is just hanging out with my family and friends and just going to dinner and a movie. My children are my everything and to be with me that is the most important thing; you have to accept my kids. I have a great sense of humor and can sometimes act alittle silly but hey what would this world be like if you can't laugh and have fun. I'm a very confident individual and if you can't deal with that then move on. I know what I want and I go for it. I don't let life's little problems bring me down. I just laugh everything off and take one step at a time. I graduated from Salter College with a degree in Medical Assisting. I love working in the Medical field but unfortunately due to family issues at the moment I'm unable to do so. I am currently a stay at home mom and would love to get back to work real soon. I'm not only looking for love but I am looking for my best friend. I'm looking for a relationship that is going to be 100%***%; meaning I give everything I have and I expect the same, a relationship should not be 50%/50% like most people think. I'm looking for some new people to chill with that are cool and laid back. Someone that likes to have fun, has a good sense of humor and knows how to enjoy life no games. Someone that can make me laugh but at the same time be understanding when need be. I want someone that is drama free and like me don't let the little stuff take over and stress you out. I want someone that is gonna challenge me mentally. Someone that isn't gonna call me fifty times a day just to tell me I'm beautiful. I want someone that is sweet but not someone that is going to smuther me. I mostly listen to Christian music but sometimes listen to R&B, reggae, and Rap. I will basically listen to any kind of music. I love horror movies but yet to find one that scares me. If you think this is you then feel free to hit me up with an *** want some that is not only going to be my lover but my friend as well. He has to be honest I mean don't tell me what you think I want to hear just tell me the truth and someone that has a great sense of humor but can be serious when need be. I want someone that is not only going to want to jump into bed I want my man to be romantic and spontaneous. He would need to be good with kids because I have 2 and they are my world. Someone that loves family and is just basically a good hearted man. I WANT MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SOULMATE!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Rap Vietnamese Archery
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