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MylesOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Bonjour... (don't take that as me be able to talk French because that's as far as it goes ha) Well where to start? I like going out with friends either to town or to watch ice hockey.. Why are these things so hard to write! If you want to know anything just ask! Thank you please..... Anywhere quiet to get to know each other either over a drink or food ...
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DiklahOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol
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AldusOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ask me to find out Pub or cafe