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Joyce, 34
United States, New Jersey, Lakewood

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I am an easy going person who loves to joke around and smile. I am also a bit of a smart ass...I am the type to laugh at my own jokes:)I like to garden and love to cook,however box mac n cheese eludes me. I have to admit that fall is one of my favorite seasons with winter and summer a close second.When it come to making the decisions for little things I am pretty indecisive. I am a country girl at heart and everything that comes with it....I don't think twice about getting dirty!.. I like going out occasionally however I am a home body. I would prefer to cuddle up on the couch with a movie then to go out. I am a single mom with two beautiful daughters who add joy and more smiles to my life. Not to mention it helps me whistle Mary Poppins pretty well.. ha haI am a looking for a relaxed, confident man that is funny, charming and ruff around some of the edges.I am quiet at first but once you get to know me I open up.I am not one to write a book so If their is something you would like to know just ask. It's not what you do so much as finding someone you click withI do think that thinking outside the box is always good:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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