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Heidi
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
"And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."Movie-loving nerd looking to date someone interesting, passionate, funny and intelligent....too much to ask for???I like coffee. I adore autumn. I enjoy eating out. I don't go to the gym. I hate 'reality' television.I know zilch of new music.I own more books than shoes. I like ruining patterns more than anything.If your picture involves your bare torso, a dead fish, or is taken via the bathroom mirror, we probably won't get along.I deplore text speak.Nope, I do not want to join you and your girlfriend in a threesome. Flattered and all but no thanks! Should probably involve alcohol in some capacity or another.....unless you have access to dragons...in which case, f*ck the alcohol, my mind is already blown.
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Adriana
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
LISTEN UP CRAZIES!!!!NO GAMES, NO LIES, NO BOOTY CALLS!!!! Dont need another D-bag!!!! About me: Im real, brutally honest, sarcastic, free spirited, fun, responsible. If im not working I spend a lot of my time taking my kiddos to every sport all year round. I do volunteer work and like staying busy but I enjoy relaxing and watching sports or espn!! I love football(GO COLTS!)love baseball, and college basketball. Im tired of being taken advantage of or a mother to a grown man. (PUT UP WITH THAT AND WONT DO IT AGAIN!!) I work in Cardiology and travel with the Doctors and love it! I love all types of music (ALL TYPES!) I love trying new things and I love being outdoors! Im a girly girl who has more fun just hang with the boys (I dont mind gettin muddy and I can bait my own hook. ;) lol. I want a man who is independent, responsible, honest,a sense of humor IS A MUST, and one who IS NOT INTO PLAYING STUPID GAMES!!!!!. IMPORTANT***Please if you still have a thing for your ex***or your idea of dating means you go out with a new chic every other night and have sex with each one then want to call me and fit me in somewhere DONT BOTHER. Im looking for a fun time out NOT herpes, warts or Hepatitis. Oh heres another thing....Don't bother if you are any of these:If all u need is a beer and a drinking buddy Im not for u!!!! A cheat or playerA slob or LazyOld enough to be my grandpa!! If your picture is of u giving the finger or holding your junk in your hand...move alongLooking for a piece of ass or all you wanna talk about is sex (please NO pictures of your crotch!)If you dont like kids just go on. I have kids and Im keeping them!If your a crazy stalker, have ever had a restraining order against you or you find yourself driving by my house numerous times "JUST TO SEE WHAT IM UP TO"....If you are a raging alcoholic or drug addict. If you HAVE A HOUSE ARREST ANKLE BRACELET ON!!!If you still live at your parents house.IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO IS SKINNY!!! Im no hippo but Im not anorexic!If your married, have a girlfriend or have crazy ex's that like to start sh*t all the time.If you have a load of drama!!!!!!If you have no sense of humorIf you work at a gas station, fast food restaurant or cant keep any job for more than a month.THIS IS BIG: IF YOUR MISSING TEETH, THEY ARE ROTTED OR GRINDED DOWN FROM DRUGS OR THEY ARE JUST AWFUL TO LOOK AT PLS DONT BOTHER!! IM BIG ON TEETH!If you have man boobs (Moobs). sorry its not that your not a good person its just not my thing! loland most of all IF YOUR PICTURES ON HERE ARE OF YOU HOLDING A WAD OF CASH AND THROWING UP THE "IM A WANNA BE GANSTER" SIGN OR SHIRTLESS TAKING A PICTURES OF YOUR MUSCLES IN THE MIRROR PLS KEEP SEARCHIN. Did I leave anything out? lol Sorry if I sound picky but ya gotta be a little right!! ALSO if my profile pissed you off and didnt make you laugh a little then dont send me an *** about how im a **** and never find anyone bla bla bla...find a sense of humor pls. Just hanging out. I have fun wherever Im at.
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Kenya
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
What to say...I love my life, I live near the beach, run most evenings and spend a ridiculous amount of time reading and of course hanging out with my son. I spend my days working with children/youth and of course I have my own...so anyone I date would need to love kids and enjoy having them around. I love being active and I tend to focus mainly running and longboarding...I do wipe out once in a while so there are a few bruises and scrapes occasionally here and there. When I'm back home visiting friends and family I usually end up camping, hiking and hanging out on the boat or sitting by the lake (and yes sometimes burning random sh*t in the firepit). When I need to tune things out I usually draw or paint while listening to music...I have absolutely no taste in music...not saying that I like everything...I'm just open to listening to it once or twice. I am a huge nerd...love Star Wars and Star Trek-..again and am working towards establishing myself further in my career.I'm going to be blunt...don't message if you haven't done any post-secondary...I've worked my ass off and gone to both college and university...anyone I end up in a relationship with needs to be on par...or totally kick my ass educationally :) I'm pretty relaxed about first dates...I like being surprised by something original (dinner and a movie are great- I'm not putting down the traditional date) but I have had some fun first dates that were random and unexpected. I've been to a few street festivals and even to the zoo where we had the opportunity to talk, explore and to check out something new.I'm pretty shy at first...and if I'm quiet, its only because I worry I'll say something totally ridiculous before you get to know me well...I"m definitely not sitting there judging you...its just me being nervous :)