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JerryOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Thought it was time to expand my life a little and find someone like minded to have some fun with. I'm extremely happy....but not perky. I have a wild and crazy side and a sick and offensive sense of humor, and very sarcastic. I am all about the outdoors and love a good adventure. When I'm not at work or relaxing at home, I'm at the gym (5 days a week) or conquering a mountain, usually in SedonaI am divorced with a 4 year old son who is very sweet and polite....and sarcastic. He means the world to me and I strive to be the best mother that I can be to him. However I do have an ADULT life separate from the life that I have with my son.I am extremely health conscious, if you are not, we will not have a connection. I'm ALWAYS up for fun and adventure. I love music, food, and wine. I have a glass of wine every night, that explains my > 3 times/week alcohol consumption. If I drink rum before 10am it makes me a pirate, NOT an alcoholic!..... ;) Cooking is a passion of mine. I am also very environmentally conscious. I'm pretty easy going. I'm not the girly type, I'm pretty much one of the guys. I love to laugh and make others laugh, too. I spent 14 years in veterinary medicine but have left the field and am back in school at ASU for nutrition and dietetics.I would like to meet and get to know new people, and have some fun, then see if anything develops from there. To hang out with me you have to have to be tough and have stamina. I'm not always on the go, but when I am you have to be able to keep up. So in other words don't be a pu**y, put your big boy pants on. Also, you must be intelligent and be environmentally mindful. There's ton's more to talk about, but I'd rather do that face to face. I cuss like a trucker, but not around kids or in certain social situations. I was raised to be proper. If you are one of those who wears their hats sideways, you look like a f***ing tard and should be high-fived in the face, please don't message me. Despite the sharpness of the "about me" section, I am a nice person and I can find the bright and positive side in everything. I have nothing to hide about myself, I am very honest. Don't be afraid to ask me anything. I am a blunt and straight shooter and don't like bullsh*t. Please don't ever say YOLO or FROYO to me. Have a happy day.I drive a jeep.No Trannies pleaseI think its really funny that I always see an advertisement for Knife Depot on POFYour, You're,There, Their, They're,To, Too - Learn them I am up for just about anything. It doesn't matter what we're doing, I'm casual, however outdoor adventure activities are a plus. I like wine. To those that are interested, TWO way conversations, and it starts here with messaging, are a necessity. I will not be just a conquest for you, so if all you are looking for is a piece of ass don't message me.
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CristinaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
The most wonderful notion of knowing what you need romantically.No longer do you go open eyed into every encounter you have with an attractive member of the opposite sex. *** stand armed with a checklist of things that are necessary, unnecessary or forgivable.First, forgive me for all my romantic ideals, for my commands. I just want someone to challenge me, as well as meet and overcome all the mental obstacles I build around my heart. I demand, I desire, I deny. I am a Rubik’s cube of romantic opportunity. I am all intentions, I have plans, I have plans about plans. I will fight, grab and want. I need for you to do the same. Do not tell me you don’t know, tell me what you want. Tell me you want for nothing. Tell me that it is working, or it isn’t. I can’t read you mind, so I say what’s on mine. Blunt, perhaps. Or maybe I just know that moments are precious and if I have expectations then I won’t spend trying to find out what I want. Or finding out you don’t really want me. Fight for me. I want a confidante. I want someone who will grab me up and laugh loudly with me. Be foolish with me. Touch my elbow, or arm. Let me know that you, like me, sometimes just have to reach out and touch. Double check, that this, us, is as real as it’ll ever be. I don’t want the moon, don’t throw a lasso over it and bring it to my door. Don’t bring a boombox under my window. Don’t even pick me up after my sister’Just indulge me on my silly requests. Get my jokes, even when they are horrid. Understand me. Listen to my music. Kiss me often. Do something with me. Let’s build something, or make something. Hell, let’s invent something. I just want it to be about challenging each other, or understanding the horrible days. Let me cry, I am not pleasant nor pretty when I am snotty and weepy, but just let me get it out. Love my pets. Get along with animals, if you don’t I just may have to kick you to the curb. Unconditional love from an animal is something a lot of people don’t understand, but a hell of a lot of people do. I will cook for you, I will come home from a long day and throw on some sweats and botch. I will try to be positive. Our lives are not a J.Crew weekend Lookbooks. I am not always beautiful in the morning; usually I am not, in fact.I am sarcastic. I am sassy, when need be. I will stand up for what I believe. I will fight my own fights. But you having my back is always nice.I drink beer, and please don’ I drink tequila. I eat meat. I devour salads. I dance, enthusiastically and wildly. I want to have a garden. I don’t want to have more kids until I am emotionally, and financially ready. I want to fall head over heels and yet I don’t want to give up my independence.I call it romantic despair, and it really just gets more despairing. Honestly, I know you, sir, are out there. I know. I feel it when I finish books like The Age of Innocence, I know that once I find you, or you find me, or we are thrown together by the universe that it won’t be perfect. It will be hard, and work. I can’t wait, though because once you get to know me you know if I want something, really really want something, I work damn hard to get it, or as close as I can get.
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CassandraOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am just me if you want to know shoot me a line.