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Eula, 34
United States, New York, Bay Shore

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About Me

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I also like…. Well… I guess that’s it. Yep, pina coladas and rain. If you are also a fan of these things, send me a message, if not…. Good luck with your search!I may, or may not, be a smarty pants. And I may, or may not, really love the word ‘pants’. The truth is: internet dating is tough…it’s tough to make a lasting first impression on someone with a picture, and to those of you that actually read past the picture, a bio. I think everyone has different sides to them…so which side do you represent? I think most people are going to show their toughest, coolest, and most kick ass side. I think I will share all sides…the good, the bad and the ugly. Might as well know what you are getting into up front, right?Good: I am sometimes funny, depending on who you ask. I can dress up black tie and be classy, and I can dress down in jeans and t-shirt and roll in dirt (as long as there are no bugs)…and I enjoy all of it. I am extremely loyal, never cheated…never would. I am honest to a fault, and you will always know where you stand with me. I have no baggage. My family rocks the casbah, and they will be nice to you. Somedays I am smart, others…it’s a toss up. Its easy to make me laugh...so you will always think that you are super funny. And most importantly, my mom says I am worth a million dollars.Bad: patience is not my virtue. I like lots of attention. I get cranky when I am hungry or tired. I have super high standards. I have an addiction to shoes. I cry when I see a****oach. I will cover a bug with a cup and duct tape it down, waiting for you to come dispose of it. I am not a great cook…although I try.Ugly: this is what I am when I wake up or work out ;) Overall, I think the good outweighs the bad…hopefully you think so too. I am looking for someone that meshes with me. Someone that brings out more of the good, and less of the bad….the ugly is probably unavoidable. Sorry ;) I am attracted to gentlemen. I can take care of myself, but I want someone that wants to take care of me (I don’t mean financially). I mean someone that takes pride in being a man. Someone that likes to have fun, but can also have an intelligent debate. Someone that likes to travel and explore and be active. And overall, someone that is genuine!p.s. pre-warning: if you type like you text, I will not respond. Please write out full words. I don't read text jive ;) this depends. i prefer doing something that involves talking :)coffee, dinner, drinks, dog park...whatever

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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