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BrandonOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-24
Hi! My name is Brandon. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Feeding Hills, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BillyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.
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AriehOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
It feels a little weird to be on here, but let's give this a try. I strive for the best things in life, and I believe that if something is important, you shouldn't compromise. I'm very ambitious and I do devote a lot of my time to my career - whilst I wouldn't change this for the world, I'm starting to realise that something's missing (and hopefully I'll come across someone special here).In terms of interests, I'm pretty much like most men. I'm big into sports and I'm an avid footballer - I recently stopped playing competitively so I'm know spending more time (though not enough) in the gym. I love going out with my friends, though I'm also happy to have a quiet night at home with a good film. My friends think that my taste in music is pretty shocking - I'm into hip-hop and R&B, so please don't hold that against me.I like to think that I'm a genuine and normal person (which I hope those that know me will agree with), and I'm looking for good company who I can enjoy a laugh with (and who is mentally stable of course).Well, enough about me, what about you? If you think we could be good together, drop me a line because I'd love to find out about you. Moonlight picnic on the beach... or more realistically, nice meal followed by a few drinks, and see where we go from there.