SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LaurenOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
I`m going to be pretty straight forward in this message- if you don't like it move on...I`m witty, sassy and extremely funny. I need someone who can make me laugh! 90% of my day is spent smiling the way I see it is we only have one life and 24 hours in a day so lets make them the best out of our 24 hours (being a grumpy prick gets you nowhere :)I`m looking for someone who makes me laugh. Someone who will watch hockey with me (GO HABS GO...Leafs suck) I want a guy who isnt afraid to hold his own or express his opinions....you know smack a **** when needed...kidding(kinda :P)I Don`t want no lance romance bullshit, where you try to pull out all the sly guy lines- were both here for the same thing, So beat it with that.I want someone funny, but not someone who has to try to be funny.This guy must be a sports fan ( Hockey.No needy guys.Now a little about me;I grew up with all jock boys and always seemed to have a weakness for them. Im not sure what it is about their mullets, no teeth,dirty statches, and sarcasm that get to me but they definitely hit home. Im very down to earth I dont like Drama so if you have a babies momma or crazy ex gf or even crazy stalker that might hunt me down save it for someone who wants that kinda excitement in their lives so that means... beat itttttttttttttttt.....People who know me or even come into contact with me will tell you I'm always smiling or laughing becuase i try to make the best out of every situation, so if your a debbie the downer and im not getting paid to listen to your problems beat it. i dont need your negativity.so let me sum it all up for you just fresh off the prison yard and looking for some action.........Kidding. For real though I just want a guy who is simple,cute and funny. Dont try to hard to be someone your not. Be yourself and i`ll accept you as is and if it doesn`t work recast that line ;) Beer and Hockey would be an Ideal number one date but i`d settle for Mcdonalds;)
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KayeOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I am fairly new to the area, and thought I would give this site a try. To be honest, I have high standards and low expectations. I am originally from MI and can't wait to move back home.-majored in Entrepreneurship and Psychology. See above for interests :)If you'd like to know more, feel free to send me a message! However, I will not respond to "hey", "hi", "sup", "how's it going", etc. Put in some effort, and so will I. :)
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JanelleOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I have to begin saying this: If you're only looking to do the dirty deed, please don't message me. I love doing the nasty just as much as the next person, but I am not looking for those types of encounters. I am looking for someone to connect with.I don't believe in the "one." I think that anyone could live with most any other person. I like to take things slow and get to know the person. If someone tells me that they love me within the first 24 hours of meeting each other - it has happened before - things are going to get uncomfortable...fast.I'm a very neutral person and I'm up to do most anything, even if I've never done it before. I love playing video games. I've been a gamer ever since I could hold a controller, but you don't want me as your zombie killing partner; I'll try to do my best, but I'm horrible at FPS games. I love doing anything outside, especially walking on hiking trails. As long as my eyes are full of what's around me, my feet never get tired. I also love anything and everything to do with the water. However, I still think it's great to be with people that don't always have the same hobbies as you do.I have a morbid and sarcastic sense of humor. I try not to be depending on the situation, of course. My friends and family are all sarcastic ***holes, so you can say it's because of the way I've been raised. I will find inappropriate things funny as well. I'm not the greatest person to bring to funerals. I'm not religious about anything at all really. I respect other peoples' beliefs and won't try to talk them down. I'm just a very objective person and I'm more of a philosopher than anything. Each religion has its own philosophy and I can dig that, but again, I don't believe in anything in particular. I like throwing that out there because that can be an issue with a lot of people.Race is not an issue with me, neither are tattoos or piercings. Unless you have nipple piercings. I can't explain it, but no matter how attractive a guy is, nipple piercings are an *** off, I'm sorry. I can't explain it, it just is. Anything and anywhere that we can hear each other talk. My automatic fall back is usually a coffee date. Not incredibly exciting, but it's a good way to talk without music blaring in the background or having to feel like you have to go the extra mile to impress someone. Also, it's an easy way to break off in case it just doesn't seem like it's going to work. Hey, it happens.