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JbaumgartnerwpOffline
Man. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-61
Single father just looking to reconnect to life and share it with someone.
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DonalOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Getting some mail complaining that my profile is too long. "You'd get more feedback if you shorten it." Really? Aren't you the ones who wrote "putting some serious effort into finding someone"? Boy, sure sounds like you're really going out of your way with the effort there. It's sitting in a chair and reading. What, it'll take a minute, maybe ninety seconds out of your life that could lead to your "supposed" goal of finding a good dude? Sorry, I may be a bit deeper than "work hard blah blah blah".. Making it sound like I wrote the friggin' Lord Of The Rings up here.. Ninety seconds.. So put a f*ckin' Pop Tart in, and before it's done, you can take a shot at meeting a real guy and maybe finding out that you may hit it off with me....and I got your passive aggressive right here..lol**(and let me just state how much I can't stand "lol".. But had to put one there because it's so hard to convey tone in writing). I've been doing this entirely too long and am sooo ready to get off this site and put the time and effort into a something that will lead to a life with somebody. I just have zero desire nor the strength to do the whole song and dance that goes along with being on here and am hoping to find somebody who feels the same. Someone who believes commitment isn't a life sentence and get this, WANTS it. From doing this for so long, I'm pretty fluent in the negative side and the addictions of online dating and can recognize those who aren't genuine or honest with me or themselves for that matter, so please please please contact me only if you have your sh*t together..I may not tell you what you always want to hear, but it will always be honest. And even though I've had many arguments with my penis over this, I'm here for the right reasons so if I feel we won't be a match, I won't waste either of our time... Well, mine. If we're not meeting, I could really give a sh*t about your time.. Honesty, remember?Respect.I had just written a pretty amazing profile, but it was a lot of smoke and mirrors and it sounded great, but it wasn't the true me. Then I tried to rewrite it and it came out as me sounding very angry with all those who write about the person they WANT to be and not who they really ARE. Like the one's who say-... see, I started doing it again!!Here's the deal; Extreme Makeover Home Edition makes me cry, I can't fold a fitted sheet if my life depended on it, people who stand still on an escalator like it's a ride in the middle of the mall, and those who wear sunglasses inside drive me bananas, I don't put the smaller tupperware inside the larger ones when I put it away (so don't be in a hurry to open that cabinet), I've never seen the movie E.T. or tasted rice pudding, and that Burger King guy creeps the crap out of me for some reason. That's a little about who I really am.I'm kind of hoping to find somebody who truly is ready to stop all the nonsense and put the time and effort into creating a lasting relationship. Someone who's lifes decisions are their own and not guided by friends or family. A true partner and companion. To find somebody who has the traits which I'm looking for. To be a great mother, wife, friend, and person. Not necessarily in that order, or you know what?, maybe so. Somebody with a positive, upbeat outlook, is inspiring to others and is family oriented. Basically, someone to feel proud to be with.I'm bringing a drama free partnership to the table. I am well over any ex's, and am ready to put the time and effort into a serious committed relationship. Have a great job, am drug/ smoke/ alcohol free, am in the midst of house hunting(having some issues on deciding WHERE I want to live), and will speak to you like we've known each other for years right out of the gate. You will laugh either with or at me, and hopefully there is an attraction on both sides....and who wants to go to Applebees by *** I think first there should be a date set for a first meeting before a first date to meet first and see if we'd like to set a date to meet for a first date first... What??
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LukasOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Ok, I've noticed that you women think it's cheesy to have pics on our profiles "shirtless".... Mine are just because it was HOT as HELL outside, I sure wouldn't be trying to show off! Nobody seems to read this crap, so I'm going to just vent..... So you say you want a funny, honest, loyal, dependable, stable, hard working, nice, warm hearted, attractive, down to earth, energetic, driven, open minded, tall, dark, & handsome man.... Really!?! Oh, let's not forget about your qualities! You are open-minded, compassionate, generous, love to laugh, fun, caring, honest to a fault...... Oh Bull pucky!!!! (not my first choice, but I can't say S#T)..... I'm so sick of reading these shopping lists! Really, you love to laugh?!! Who doesn't?!! I have never bust out laughing & thought to myself "God, I hate this feeling of overwhelming joy!". & if you are NOT on here for FWB or a booty call, maybe you shouldn't take pictures of yourself with the camera halfway down your shirt.... Trying to make your boobs look bigger than they really are!?! ...& holy shnikies, what is up with the body type thing.... A few extra pounds? Damn! What is wrong with honesty? Show us who you are, not what you think we want to see or hear! Now I'm sure some women like to fish, but really.... If I grabbed a couple of poles & walked down to a bug infested river bank, would you want to go "fishing" then? & they should really have another category for "do you drink".... Every weekend should be a choice, cuz it sure seems that there are alot of profiles that every pic is at the bar, but she drinks "socially", well that's one drunk-ass social butterfly! It's just getting old, reading through all of these profiles, then I go on a date & the person is so NOT who they said they were! I know, I know.... Men are guilty of it too! You know what, I've probably never heard of your town either, but google mine & you might find out it's 20 minutes away.... This online dating thing just might not be for me... But being lonely sucks too. I guess what my rant is all about is.... If you describe yourself as all of these wonderful qualities, like open-minded, understanding, compassionate..... Why Oh why can't you give a brutha a chance? At least my profile is honest! Lol! Don't get me wrong, I have standards & can probably be guilty as coming off as shallow when I look at profiles. Oh my God, is there anybody out there that is as sick of this as I am?!! I'm not a negative person usually! Lol! So.... Along with this whole "truth in advertising" kick that I'm on... I am a new member of the amputee club (not sure if there really is a club!?!) I lost my lower left leg in an accident at work last year. But, I am using a prosthetic now & getting along pretty well. I think this kinda scares women off... But it is what it is. Believe me, I wish I still had 2 legs too, but I'm probably still more active than alot of guys out there! ;) I really want to find someone that will tempt me to get on a dance-floor again! I love all kinds of dancing! I do like to raise Hell once in a while, but I don't drink. So if you need to be at the bar, flashing your (*)(*)'s & making out with your besties every weekend, I'm probably not your guy! Sorry ladies, just not into that, anymore! Lol! I'm a hard-working guy, who takes pride in being the best Dad I can be. I like trying new things and going on adventures. I love the outdoors, but not into hunting really (I can't seem to get off a shot, without having to look in the poor little fellers eyes!), I do enjoy doing some fishing, when I can though. Going to the movies & out to dinner is what I normally do for fun these days. I actually like to go to the mall & do some shopping or just people watch. I suppose this is where I try to set myself apart from the rest.... so here it goes... I am a good hearted guy with alot to give the right woman! I tend to wear my heart on my sleave and have learned through trial & error, how to communicate my feelings. This might sound alittle cheesy, but I think alot of relationships fail due to a lack of being yourself. People tend to act, how they think, their partener wants them to act. You have to be true to yourself, otherwise you end up resenting your significant other, when you realise you've tried to please them so long, that you've lost yourself along the way... What I guess I'm trying to say is I know who I am, and would like to find someone who knows who they are. I'm NOT looking for a specific "type", I think the small things that make a woman unique is what makes them beautiful. Dont let this rant fool you though, I like to act like a nut-job from time to time. I get a kick out of making people luagh! I've been told that I can come off as intimadating, but I dont get it! I can be a bit sarcastic, but I mean it all in fun. The last thing I want to do is hurt anyones feelings. Unless you hurt someone I care about, then the gloves come off! I have been divorced for going on 4 years now & get my kids every-other weekend. I have a 10 y/o daughter & a 16 y/o son who are a couple great kids! Not just becouse they are mine eighther. I'm on this site to try & find love, but thats a tall order to fill. So I'm open to just meet some new people & see where it leads. Someday ONE lucky girl is going to find this guy & sweep me of of MY feet & the rest of you will be sorry! LOL! Now if YOU have made it this far, you are probably going to need some comprehensive counselling. And if you didn't think this was too painfull, you should shoot me a message! Oh, and if you see that I have checked your profile or added you as a favorite and didn't message you, that is probably becouse I'm a big chicken when it comes to being shot down! Now, if you have actually read this far...... Screw a first date! Let's go get hitched in Vegas! Lol! Oh & BTW, I'm open to age & race (just sayin) ;)