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AzraelOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
No dings or dents, gets great mileage, in show condition, not a pre-owned. Tons of horsepower to power you through all your needs. Perfect for Sunday drives in the country or picnics by the lake. Front-side arms completely surround you for safety and protection. Stability Control included at no extra charge. Very reliable, wont ever leave you stranded. No liens, clean title. No Maintenance required. Drive off today, no money down!* BAGGAGE RACK NOT INCLUDEDCome on by for a test drive!**************************************************************************** YOU:If you greet people with "Yo!" or "Sup!"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the guys you know as your "Homies"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the place you live as your "crib"......you're probably not the one for me.iF u tYpE lIkE tHiS......you're probably not the one for me.If your panties say "Monday" and it is now Friday......you're probably not the one for me.If your roommate used to be your boyfriend, but you're "Just Friends" now, ......your probably not the one for me.If you have ever been on a reality show, or want to be on one, ......you're probably not the one for me.If I was to tell you that you're a good kisser and your reply is "Daddy says I'm the best", ......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to your cousin as your ex, ......you're probably not the one for me......you're probably not the one for me.IF YOUR PROFILE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, ......you're probably not the one for me.If more than half your photos show you holding a drink, you're a lush and ......you're probably not the one for me.If you have a lot of baggage and are not on your way to the airport......you're probably not the one for me.If you post a picture of you holding a baby I am going to think it is yours and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your niece/nephewB. Your Son/daughters kidC. Your neighbors kidD. The kid you babysitE. A kid you kidnappedF. Some random baby that jumped in the pictureIf you post a picture of you hanging all over some OTHER dude I am going to think he is the other guy you're dating and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your Best friend.B. Your brotherC. Your DadD. Your co-workerE. Your roommateF. A one night stand from POFG. Some random dude who jumped in the picture.ME: friendly, loyal, considerate, giving, fun, honest, upfront, loyal, considerate, kind, selfless, intelligent, funny, ambitious, respectful, manners, chivalry, young at heart, sincere, great sense of humor, romantic, loving, strong, confident, adventurous, reliable, sexy, punctual, ambitious, intelligent, reasonable, problem solver, wise, knowledgeable, competent, uniqueI am more intelligent than smart. Smart is not putting your hand on a hot stove after you have burned yourself once. Intelligence is not putting your hand on it in the first place.I have four little puppy's. Animal lovers a plus!Things I like:Sound of water.. rivers, streams, waterfalls.Bike ride at the beachMountainsSmell of pine treesSmell of a BBQSmell of the oceanSmell of fresh cut grass especially in early morningSmell of a fire, beach or in the woods or fireplaceWatching the sunsetSounds of crickets at nightSounds of frogs in a creekSound of waves crashing on the shoreBy the way, all of you who write about taking walks on the beach, NONE of you are doing it. I lived right on the beach for years and never saw ANY of you doing it EVER!IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET AFTER A COUPLE OF *** AT LEAST TALK ON THE PHONE, THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME! IF I WANTED A PEN PAL I WOULD WRITE TO PEOPLE IN PRISON.
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ErwinOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
As I am divorced and have two kids***who is going to University and a 10-year-old that lives with me half the time-- I don't have a lot of free time anymore , but I would like to get to know someone to enjoy that free time with. My favorite things include the ocean, the mountains, good books, bad movies, and unique art.
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OranOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
I am happy, positive person who sees beauty and joy everywhere. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I am a trained Chef and Pastry Chef. I own my own bakeshop and also love to cook for parties. I love to golf, hike, go to the beach and just enjoy the outdoors. I am knowledgeable with fine wines (aka;wino) and love to try new foods and eateries. My life is still being written and I look forward to what is ahead. I am a Cancer- Dragon! A very interesting combo indeed. I am loyal and dedicated to friends and family. Once you're in my circle, I would go to battle for you.Love is one of my favorite words and I am always searching to bring more love into my life. I feel a first date should be as casual as possible. Why try to put on a false front from the beginning. Let that first meeting be stripped down to bring out the real first impressions. A simple cup of coffee or lunch with conversation should be enough for both to decide if a second date is desired. Second date; that's a different story.