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Brandon, 35
United States, Colorado, Fort Collins

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 Jan 2026 08:22:20

About Me

HMU on *** Can’t message here.... I’m a fun loving, easygoing, artistic, metal head who seems too knows how too constantly embarrass us in public at the drop of whatever I’m holding in that moment. I dress with some class, a tie, and bearded.. but can swear like a sailors foreign exchange student, twice removed. And yes I will sing PANTERA at karaoke, and probably get way into it and get a standing ovation or 86’d for life? I’m looking too meet new people, go out on adventures, have a fun night on the town, see what mischief and mayhem we can get into. Life is like a carton of Newport ***‘s, rough and hard to get through. But maybe we can find that special person and tredge he through this crazy simulation called life. I’m a chef and a tattoo artist, a drummer, and professional hammock chiller. Also can find me with a good beer and playing pool,skateboarding, doing some street art, or watching the Philadelphia Flyers 🏒 I’m a huge metal head and luciferian, so bonus points if you can talk good metal bands or head bang harder than me! If you have made it this far and haven’t erased your search history, or are strangely intrigued. I’m always available to chat and share more of myself. Not a member here yet, but will be soon..? You can reach me on *** *** bparker***✏️🎨🍳🍺🥁🏒🛹🤘😈

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

INTERESTS

Blues Hardcore Jazz Metal Punk Rock Art Activities Camping / Hiking Cooking Fishing Music Drawing / Painting Play Musical Instrument Swimming Traveling Video Games Watching Movies American Chinese French Italian Mexican Spanish Action Comedy Documentary History Horror Martial Arts War Western Archery Boxing Ice Hockey Soccer / Football Outdoor Hobbies Pets Watching Sports
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