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SheilaOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Well, lets see, I'm Jenn and I live in Guelph....I guess thats an okay way to start this off? I feel like I'm supposed to write an essay hereSarcasm wasn't an option when it comes to second language so I'm throwing it on here for your consideration. Apparently meetville needs to get with the timesI am a laid back girl looking for a laid back guy who like sports, and would rather go for a pint or have a lazy movie night or go for a hike *** something expensive and fancy. Lol are you him?? Apparently I am a rarity, in the sense that I am gainfully employed full time lol. I love my job and am a firm believer that hard work and perseverance pays off. I work a fairly physical job in which I get dirty and then go do paperwork about what i have been doing. I have 50% custody of her and maintain a very drama free relationship with her dad (and his girlfriend). I can't stand conflict and jealousy so if this sounds like you, keep moving...the next slutty profile might be more up your alleyIm big into animal rescue and volunteering so if u do the same, you're fantastic :)I did study to become a police officer, although I chose not to enter that field, so you will find that I'm not some boring, brainless, vapid girl that can't carry on a conversation. I'm actually a nerd! A nerd with a very clean criminal record and a mind full of really interesting but useless facts about everything. Lol so rare these days.......) and enjoy an impromptu game of baseball or basketball here and there, or even football! I also love action movies, cooking and reading actual books I'm not big into night clubs or dancing, I'd rather just sit at a pub, watch soccer or UFC and have a few beers. I find that far more interesting than getting so drunk that I get carried home by some random dude I've never met, only to wake up drooling and wondering wtf happened. Ugh, who likes doing that every weekend?? Ew. I'll take a pint and some greasy wings over that any day! But most of the time I can be enjoying a relaxing night with a book/movie, I value my lazy Friday nights lolDodgeball is a VERY underrated ***** VERY IMPORTANT: please, for the love of God post pictures of yourself that are actually you!!! At the very least, one of u in this decade.When your profile says "Wants to date but nothing serious" it really means U want to f... Everything that moves. Lets be honest here. Anyways, congrats for reading this far, here's something funny as a reward *** Somewhere with many visible exits in case I get the whole serial killer vibe from youActually I kinda like playing sports on a date, basketball, football, hockey, whatever! And when I win, u can buy the next round lol
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AltaOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Let's see.... im a single mom of a lil guy which means I have him ***aka his dad isnt around) if u cant handle that the dont contact me....I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weakness, and beautiful in my own way.....I am ME....either accept me for me or ur not worth my time....!!! **** DONT CONTACT ME IF UR A SHALLOW *** FOR A$$!!!****im def over the whole bar/club scene.... I want someone that is as well!!!!!LIVE,LOVE, & LAUGH!!! I AM A JEANS & TANK TOP KINDA GIRL WHO CANT LIVE W/OUT HER FLIP FLOPS, WEARS HER HEART ON HER SLEEVE, DRIVES TO FAST,USUALLY A SARCASTIC ****!!i luv being outside at the river/lake/beach, sports, hanging out w/friends, bbqin, drinking beer, im a very laid back person so im down for whateverthe road goes on forever and the party never endsI love this crazy, tragic, somtimes almost magic awful beautiful life.YOU DO STUPID THINGS, STUPID THINGS HAPPENSometimes we're discouragedand it's hard to understandthe reasons why things don't work outexactly like we've planned...But underneath the surfaceis a purpose we don't know,and we can trust promisesto make our blessings GROW!So just hang on a little whilewith patience and with prayerand you may find a precious giftWhat doesnt kill us, makes us strongerI believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they’re right.Perfect Match Someone that can make me laugh....goofy....caring...honest...faithful...no drama or games....fun to be around...smartass at times but also knows how to be serious....not a douche bag!!!My partner in crime....lol....someone that will stick by my side no matter how bad sh*t gets n i would do the same. I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future.
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JerryOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm a nurse so i love taking care of people but i also wanna be taken care of....coming home after a shift to a home cooked meal would be great! Love to laugh and play and not get too serious about the silly things! Don't like to fight so don't be annoying lol Coffee in case you're not the one otherwise dinner as long as you pay.....kidding i do ***of course! If you're funny i may even pay