SIMILAR PEOPLE
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WinfredOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Just looking for a chilled woman to eventually settle down and share my life with...I've spent the last ***years concentrating entirely on my career as a poker player and getting some foundations together (flat bought, security for future, etc) Not really had a lot of time or many opportunities to meet new females in my line of work, I don't even have the office romance to fall back on! (Violins out please!)Although I love my job and luxury of the potential free time it offers me, I don't always utilise it in the best way. So I'm looking to change this! An active, energetic, open minded woman is just what I need to get the work/play balance back in alignment!I pretty much fail when it comes to starting a conversation, and initial contact is the most frightening thing I can think of, no matter how ridiculous it sounds... I'd sooner bungee jump without a cord than willingly go up and talk to a girl that I've never met before. I'm pretty much the same on here, I'm probably sat now looking at your picture attempting telekinesis to get you to send me an opening message so I have a reason to talk to you! (I mean that in the non creepiest way possible of course! haha) I always try to be as open minded as possible, my views and opinions often change as I begin to wither on in life! But a positive, moral, outlook on life is important. I'd love to meet a like minded person to share deep conversations with about anything and everything. I know that seems odd considering I struggle so much with the initial "hello"Feel free to message me, I will always respond to a sincere / genuine comment, but it's very unlikely i'll be sending any more first messages! I haven't sent many to be fair, but i don't take being *** well ;) ....
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DiklahOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol
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