SIMILAR PEOPLE
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GoranOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-37
Hi! My name is Goran. I am never married agnostic caucasian man without kids from Edgartown, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JosesOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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ClareOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Update ***: Taking a break from meetville. I met some nice people, and was surprised by some of the apathy, but appreciate the honesty I did find. So long and thanks for all the fish!***I tried to encapsulate myself in the below box, and I think I did a pretty piss-poor job lol. But, it's a great start =)Who I am? Glad you asked! I am a very laid back guy, that enjoys life (and the following):* I am young at heart - too cliche? Probably.. but I stopped mentally aging at 30 =)* I am a genuine guy, what you see is what you get. I am kind, fun, generous, shy at first, especially in groups, but I love people.* playing recreational sports (beach volleyball, slo-pitch -)* walking my dog Zach, recreational walking * Roadtrips are fun! Either just out of town to somewhere different (a nearby lake, or Banff etc), or further abroad (Waterton, Drumheller)... surprise me!* Travelling is high on my want to do list... but there have always been financial constraints. Hopefully one day soon!* Listening to music (and live shows***X92.* Going to the movies, or staying in for movies - any excuse for cuddles, right? ;) ** If I have nothing else to do, I love to play games - these are a time killer, but a lot of fun (PC games, board games, card games)* I think I am pretty punny... though I do tend to make groaner-jokes when nervous. I would define my sense of humour as somewhere between sarcastic and silly. Who I am attracted to? Nosey, aren't you!* Women with a positive spin on life - yeah it sucks sometimes, but generally sees the silver linings more than the thunder clouds* Not afraid of hard work. Whether it's in a relationship, making a living, or just getting your hands dirty to make something happen that you really want* Kindness... someone that is not going to yell at someone for screwing up your medium rare steak* Not afraid to show affection in public (not talking about "get a room" affection lol)I am just coming out of an 8 year marriage and looking to get back on the horse, as it were. I'm an actual nice guy, considerate, kind, affectionate, generous... et cetera. I am not looking to rebound, but to get to know someone (on dates is the best way!) If it eventually goes further, who am I hold nature from it's course?Anyway, bottom line is if I sound interesting, I probably am =) Dog walk or coffee... though I am not terribly picky, somewhere you can talk is best (ie. not a bar)