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Misty, 31

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About Me

I'm not sure why, but my profile seems to be attracting the opposite of what i want. Are there any nerdy goofballs on pof??I'm down to earth, low key, not into the club scene. People have described me as "the girl next door." I am really smart, but I do a good job of sounding like an idiot. I have a hard time telling my left from my right. I'm a nerd - I love articles about nutrition or biochemistry or genetics. I am cute. I am a sweetheart. I like stupid jokes. I have a dark sense of humor, I don't get offended easily.I've lived in Vegas for 4 years, originally from upstate NY. I'm quiet at first. I go to the gym but I'm not obsessed with it. The kind of guy I'm looking for: Nerdy and goofy. No bros who live at the gym. Someone comfortable being themselves, who doesn't try and impress me by being fake. Impress me by being your sweet, awkward self. If you hate overweight girls and think they are ugly and lazy, go find a skinny girl to break in half. I used to be very overweight, and worked very hard to lose it. I have an "average" body now...but have about ***lbs left to lose. Don't want to lose too much more or i'll lose my ...assets. Just had to add that because I've been seeing a lot of guys on here that do not like fat girls, so that means they don't like a part of who I used to be. Coffee, drinks, something with no pressure.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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