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Hollie, 32
United States, Pennsylvania, Easton

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About Me

If I don't answer your message after 1 minute please, by all means, feel free to fill up my inbox with additional messages asking me why...that will get you the intended result I'm sure. Since my move it would seem that I have been reduced to an androgynous robot whose entire life now consist of work and sleep with a few sporadic meals tossed in between. I'm trying to see what I can do to breath some life back into myself.Some things you may need to know.... I sing in the car... badly I am the most hypocritical mother I know. I live the words do as I say not as I do. Leave the GPS at home, I like to get lost My kids are as into the "next big adventure" as I am, I take them with me just about everywhere I wrap and put out the Christmas gifts a month in advance because I enjoy pissing people off Why yes, I am awesome, amazing, and wonderful I don't tan, I burn. B-U-R-N. I'm just a comfortable in jeans and a tee as I am in a dress. I clip coupons I never use coupons I believe there is a direct correlation between the amount of Christmas music on the radio and the increase in the suicide rate I am always...ALWAYS right I will never make your car payment Love the beach in the winter I don't serve dinner that comes from a box I WILL break the rules and talk about the Big 3... Religion, Politics, and Football I play all sport...badly...but I still love to get out there Tattoo's..I got'em I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper My fav place in the world is at the top of a mountain Press n Seal is the best invention ever! I endured child birth just so I could have live-in house keepers I'm not the type to sit at home, any free time must be filled with some kind of activity When I do have time on my hands I'm reading. I can't hit a golf ball to save my life but I can drive the cart like a champ Don't ever ask me to go fishing My mom is my best friend Explosions tend to hapen in my vicinity I work hard but play harder, that's never gonna change My top 5 great first date ideas. 1. Change your *** married to each other and watch people go nuts 2. Find a nice quiet table in the lawn and garden section of Walmart prop our feet up and get to know each other 3. Put on Little Bo Peep costumes and run into the 24 hour adult "bookstore" screaming "We need a sheep and we need one now!" 4. Dinner at his mom's and introduced as the stripper he fell in love with 5. Go to Crackerbarrel for dinner and for desert pull out a bag of marshellow, a few sticks, grab a couple of rocking chairs, and commence to having a romantic evening by the fireplace.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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