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Hollie, 32

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If I don't answer your message after 1 minute please, by all means, feel free to fill up my inbox with additional messages asking me why...that will get you the intended result I'm sure. Since my move it would seem that I have been reduced to an androgynous robot whose entire life now consist of work and sleep with a few sporadic meals tossed in between. I'm trying to see what I can do to breath some life back into myself.Some things you may need to know.... I sing in the car... badly I am the most hypocritical mother I know. I live the words do as I say not as I do. Leave the GPS at home, I like to get lost My kids are as into the "next big adventure" as I am, I take them with me just about everywhere I wrap and put out the Christmas gifts a month in advance because I enjoy pissing people off Why yes, I am awesome, amazing, and wonderful I don't tan, I burn. B-U-R-N. I'm just a comfortable in jeans and a tee as I am in a dress. I clip coupons I never use coupons I believe there is a direct correlation between the amount of Christmas music on the radio and the increase in the suicide rate I am always...ALWAYS right I will never make your car payment Love the beach in the winter I don't serve dinner that comes from a box I WILL break the rules and talk about the Big 3... Religion, Politics, and Football I play all sport...badly...but I still love to get out there Tattoo's..I got'em I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper My fav place in the world is at the top of a mountain Press n Seal is the best invention ever! I endured child birth just so I could have live-in house keepers I'm not the type to sit at home, any free time must be filled with some kind of activity When I do have time on my hands I'm reading. I can't hit a golf ball to save my life but I can drive the cart like a champ Don't ever ask me to go fishing My mom is my best friend Explosions tend to hapen in my vicinity I work hard but play harder, that's never gonna change My top 5 great first date ideas. 1. Change your *** married to each other and watch people go nuts 2. Find a nice quiet table in the lawn and garden section of Walmart prop our feet up and get to know each other 3. Put on Little Bo Peep costumes and run into the 24 hour adult "bookstore" screaming "We need a sheep and we need one now!" 4. Dinner at his mom's and introduced as the stripper he fell in love with 5. Go to Crackerbarrel for dinner and for desert pull out a bag of marshellow, a few sticks, grab a couple of rocking chairs, and commence to having a romantic evening by the fireplace.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Erin

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Blah blah blah , no one reads this crap and no one wants more then a text buddy or a trist. You gonna prove me wrong????I'm an educated and successful professional. I'm stressed out half the time because I'm a single mom of 3 in the United States. I have an x, a draining job, a house to take care of by my self....I'm busy, and I just want a simple life and a simple relationship.Honesty and respect.... If u can't handle those two concepts please please pass me by and do not waste my time or what precious energy I have left at the end of the day.I refuse to play games and I'm sick to death of dating I want a good man with a good heart a good job and emotionally stable who knows 100% that they want a real relationship with a real woman! Too much to ask for- well if u think that then just move on. I'm ready to give up and be alone I don't need a man but I know how wonderful it could be with the right man. So by now u must think I'm a bitter and demanding spoiled **** but the fact is I'm a fun loving easy going girl. With a heart of gold and an open outlook on life. Creative and musical and adventurous. I'm just not settling for crap anymore- I'm not scared to be alone but I don't want to be. Just trying to make it very clear that I'm done with serial dating and heartache. Smile have a great time fishing- but if u are a player at have ever been told u r an ass then go fishing with someone else lol....... See I can laugh :)I blind man walks into a bar......... And a chair and the table and the wall........... Hehe Sweep me off my feet, plan everything. Treat me like a princess.Quick add: looking for ***yo range. Sorry but not attracted to heavy men, bald men, or black men- just a preference we all have our physical type.PLEASE NO PROPOSITIONS OR 20 SOMETHING'S

  • Andrea

    Online

    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am a very honest, simple, open minded and easy going person. I love sports, big trucks, movies, music, talking, taking pictures, going to the beach, reading, and trying new exciting things! I am looking for my partner in crime... Someone to hang out with, try new things, laugh with, and someday possibly, become my best friend... I love to travel, and experience different cultures. There is so many more places I would love to see, it would be nice to find someone to travel with me. I love to have fun! I like to think of everything as a life experience. There aren’t many things that I don't like. There are so many things that I want to learn to do, maybe you could teach me something new? I do know that someday I would love to learn to paddle board!! I like to have fun! Hopefully I meet someone who is interested in some of the same things, and who appreciates that life can get busy at times, but wants to make the most of the time we can spend together. I am looking to date for now and I hope that eventually, I will find a great guy, who I can get to know and possibly have a long term relationship with... Everything happens for a reason, but you'll never know, unless you try! I am up for doing just about anything, as long as we can talk and get to know each other. Out for a drink, to dinner, for a walk on the beach, ice skating, or maybe mini golf...

  • Leona

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    HI am a single mother, my daughter is 3 and she is the most important thing in my life. I work hard, am independent. Although that does not mean that I don't expect a person I am dating to want to spend time with me. I am fiercely loyal and am fun to be around. I am a look on the bright side kind of girl. I love college football! Hook`Em. I love swimming, reading, singing dancing, movies, and cuddling in the rain. I love country music. I sing it and would like to meet someone who appreciates a good country song. I am looking for someone who wants a real future, and who can show me that without being a wuss or clingy. I am NOT looking for a hook up, or booty call, so sorry. I like a guy that is taller than me, has a nice smile with all his teeth that is a guys guy. I am a firm believer that if a guy is into you he will prove it. I am a giver and if I am into you I'll do everything I can to make you happy but I won't be disrespected or taken for granted. If you aren't into me, I will move on.Reasons we wouldn't work out.1. You make plans, then break them. 2. I am not a dentist. If talking to you is like pulling teeth. 3. Speaking of dentists If your smile says to me " I've done serious drugs for at least a third of my life, or never seen the inside of a tube of toothpaste."4. If you have a grill, your pants hanging off your ass or if your profile pic is you holding money or gold chains. I'm not impressed. 5. If you think I am a **** because of numbers 3 and 4. First date to me is the date we have after the first quick lunch date to see if we are attracted to each other. A picnic in the botanical gardens with a 6 pack. Dinner on a patio, I am not high maintenance or hard to please and a little effort will go a long way with me.

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