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This is where the boys are separated from the men, sink or swim gentlemen!!!! (SHARK BAIT, WHO-HA-HA!)Ok, enough goofing around & a bit about me... Straight forward, open-minded, outspoken, self-thinking, free-spirited, loving, loyal, absolutely adorable semi hippy-chik who is starved for attention & affection! A bit "submissive" in the bedroom but very independant & in charge of my own life out of... I have spent a great deal of time studying the woman who gazes back at me in the mirror, I have changed a great deal over the years, and still have a very long way to go, but overall I am pleased with who I am. ***So, some random & useless (or not so useless) info about me: 1. I own more shoes than the law should allow!2.3.4. I love to sing but have a phobia of stages!5. I CAN carry a tune in a bucket, just usually can't reach the bucket cus it's on or near a stage!6. I know enough Spanish to ask a pretty lady to bring me another ice cold beer or a fat black cat! ( or was I asking the ice cold cat to bring me another pretty fat black lady? DAMN....)7. I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, want to learn to fly one too...8. Im damn near 40, look 30, feel 20, & NEVER NEVER NEVER wish to be rated a perfect 10, I am perfectly broken & happen to love me that way!9. I firmly believe that tattoos are for the pain, the ink is just a bonus! (I currently have 13, & a few piercings too)10. I am a firm believer that there's no such thing as mistakes, only lessons to be learned....I'm sick of dating lying, cheating, stealing losers who think putting hands on a woman is an after dinner sport & ready to meet a guy with some class, some dignity, self-respect, charm, loyalty, honesty, & chivalry. If you think you got what it takes to tread water with the sharks, meet me for a swim & let's see where high tide takes us.... The sky is the limit, or is it????

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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