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Candice, 29

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About Me

I am one sarcastic lady. No, this doesn't imply I like being mean and having other people be mean to me. Quite the opposite actually. I enjoy lightening the mood and laughing whenever possible. I realize some personality types do not agree with this, and for those of you who have these personality types, please feel free to not contact me :). I find humor in most anything. Sad people make me sad, and I do not like to be sad. I keep these people far away from me. It seems to me everyone should be trying to make themselves and the people around them feel happy and lighthearted..possibly better then they did before they shared time with you. Sure there are times in life when seriousness and thought provoking depression can help you become a better person, but I am not currently in that state. Life is good for me right now, I would love to keep it that way, and have a partner who could make it even better :). If you think you could be that person please contact me. Also, no booty calls mmmmk? If I wanted some tail I would go to my local watering hole and get some. Kthxbye

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Hi there! Thought I would give this a chance. I love life and the adventures that life brings. Love to try new things, enjoy friends and family. Success for me is not by the things you have but for the relationships you create the love that can be exchanged! Needless to say I have an amazing career, own my own home and raise my daughter on my own. I do expect that a man be able to offer the same type of stability if they are interested in getting to know me more, just saying.If that's the case, message me ;) Surprise me!

  • Jean

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Hmm...about me? I am fun loving, caring, silly, honest and careful...with a great sense of style lol! I am a mother to a handsome 6 year old boy, whom I have about 4 days a week...which still allows me the chance to have some free time. I love a night at home with a movie or some trashy reality tv, but also enjoy going out with my girls :). I have been much more of a homebody recently, which makes ot quite difficult to meet new people. I have an amazing tight nit group of best friends, and I don't usually branch out from that group, so I thought this would be a great outlet to meet people that I otherwise probably would not. I love to laugh and have fun, and am told I have a dry sense of humor...if you can make me laugh you're a keeper! I am really looking to find someone that I can have a future with...preferably with tattoos and a well-groomed beard/sweet stache...but that is negotiable :):) ...

  • Annabelle

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    "You were once wild here, don't let them tame you." ~ Isadora DuncanThis is where I tell you how awesome I am and how much I will be a perfect match for all your wants.Or maybe it's not. You see, I am me, I like a lot of things and I have lived a life meaning I have plenty of odd quirks. I like country music but I also like Nightwish. I would like to travel. I have no children but would like a couple some day. I love trying new foods and I will spend my weekends traveling to estate sales if I have the time and nothing better to do. I'm a homebody that likes to go out and live it up. Bonus points if you dance. I like my beer and rum dark and my coffee even darker. One day when I grow up I would like to be a philanthropic millionaire park ranger astronaut who flies fighter jets. I prefer my men within ***years of my age. I cook, I clean and I'm loving and loyal once you get past my seemingly aloof personality. I love NCIS & Doctor Who. Something fun but personal, preferably without felonies where I can get to know you. **note** I'm really not looking for a fling. If that's what you seek you should try somewhere else. Not Interested In:Men with no direction. Or the ‘men’ in One Direction.Men with drama. (Kids are fine, ex-wives are fine...but if it’s drama, I’m not watching.)Men who need a mother, if I wanted to be a mother I would have kids at this point. (I want kids but not right now, maybe in a couple years.) Your car, how much money you make or how bad your ex-screwed you up. Everybody loses, we all have bruises. Wasting anyone's time. Don't tell me how much you like me if we haven't met in person. Don't make it where I get attached to you, then you get disappointed because I'm not what you had exactly pictured in your head.

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