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Candice, 29

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About Me

I am one sarcastic lady. No, this doesn't imply I like being mean and having other people be mean to me. Quite the opposite actually. I enjoy lightening the mood and laughing whenever possible. I realize some personality types do not agree with this, and for those of you who have these personality types, please feel free to not contact me :). I find humor in most anything. Sad people make me sad, and I do not like to be sad. I keep these people far away from me. It seems to me everyone should be trying to make themselves and the people around them feel happy and lighthearted..possibly better then they did before they shared time with you. Sure there are times in life when seriousness and thought provoking depression can help you become a better person, but I am not currently in that state. Life is good for me right now, I would love to keep it that way, and have a partner who could make it even better :). If you think you could be that person please contact me. Also, no booty calls mmmmk? If I wanted some tail I would go to my local watering hole and get some. Kthxbye

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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